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Just ripped this after another website but who is the Manager that I've *** out?


"People said I was mad to sign him" - when a player does well, *** takes absolutely all the credit.


"I'm down to the bare bones here" - pre-match excuse for losing.


"My missus could have (insert anything here)" - confidence boosting, the *** way.


"The fans are gonna love him" - about to sign a troublemaker.


"Of course I'd love (insert player) in my team, but I can't talk about him as he's at another club" - a sentence that totally vexes The F.A, who continually fail to spot the glaring mistake and admission of naughtiness in it.


"For sure" - used like a normal person uses a full stop.

golly


its all kicking off in Scotland


what appeared initially to be Ferguson & McGregor having a little drink after the return from Holland early on Sunday morning, has turned into a full scale war.


First Burley suspends them for the Hampden game against Iceland, relegating them to the bench


Today Walter Smith has fined them 2 weeks wages, suspended them from Rangers and put them on the transfer list


Now the SFA have banned them from playing for the national team again for life



It makes the trials and tribulations of tear stained & permenantly emotionally scarred Ashely Cole & his derisory ?55K a week ( after tax & NI ) offer from Arsenal, look a bit inspid init

ratty Wrote:


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> No, No, I would never be pleased at seeing a club

> go to the wall. There but for the grace of god and

> all that... anyway, I want to see Scumhampton get

> relegated on merit! :D


Thanks Ratty... I feel very sad - we might be relegated and then be liquidated.


I think the club will be sold but I don't think we will escape a 10 point deduction. I think that deduction will be next season though.


Anyone got any spare cash?

Absolutely ecstatic with the late winner for Liverpool down at Fulham. It was a full throttle singing of 'we gonna win the league' for a good 20 minutes after final whistle - my abdominals and head are aching like never before. MOTD cameras even caught me going mental when Yossi bagged the crucial goal (I was the one in the wooly top doing star jumps! ;-)


Before the game milling through the Liverpool turnstiles was Hollywood actress Vanessa Redgrave, hunched over and looking very much her 72 years of age. She was sat in the executive terrace overhanging the corner of the Liverpool end, alongside the very subdued Liam Neeson. But such was the climax to the game followed by perhaps the most magnificent singing and bouncing on seats I have ever witnessed, or certainly since my trip to Istanbul, they to also got caught up in the electric celebrations. Liam Neeson was to be seen punching his fists, and Vanessa Redgrave was bouncing up and down, like a child, holding a Liverpool shirt - and this was a full 10 to 15 minutes after final whistle! Such was the power of this amazing finale in Fulham that everyone could momentarily forget their troubles.


Just imagine if Liverpool actually win the Title!!

Well gutted with United's late winner. That will give United an incredible short term boost which in effect was probably the weakest line-up they've selected in the Premiership for a very long time or certainly this season. I counted 4 players, Van Der Saar, Carrick, Ronaldo, Evra who'd make their first choice XI.


It might only be 48 hours but I expect United to blow Porto away on Tuesday night, and pretty much wipe the floor with Sunderland on Saturday. I honestly think that if United had not scored that winner - United would be on their back and out for the count and it would be a nailed on Liverpool title. However, that's football and United will now feel more confident with a theoretical 4 point lead.


Until the next watershed moment (not pun intended)..

zephyr Wrote:

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> ratty Wrote:

>

> >

> >

> > No, No, I would never be pleased at seeing a

> club

> > go to the wall. There but for the grace of god

> and

> > all that... anyway, I want to see Scumhampton

> get

> > relegated on merit! :D

>

> Thanks Ratty... I feel very sad - we might be

> relegated and then be liquidated.

>

> I think the club will be sold but I don't think we

> will escape a 10 point deduction. I think that

> deduction will be next season though.

>

> Anyone got any spare cash?



Good to see 27,000 through the turnstyles on Saturday though. That's the only way the club are going to have their bank balance boosted at the moment.

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