Local Lothario (Lounged)

[Moos]

Cassius Wrote:

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Do women have sex with a man just because he smiles at her in a shop? *sighs - wasn't like that when I was a gel*

I knew I was doing something wrong.

FelicityNormal, what are you on about?

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

Cassius Wrote:

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> Being chatted up and/or flirted with has not given

> anyone a STD as far as I know. Do women have sex

> with a man just because he smiles at her in a

> shop? *sighs - wasn't like that when I was a gel*

Flick was just saying not only is he is married and has kids, but to also be careful because he has an STD, so she is not saying it is his fault the girl has an STD because it takes two to do the horizontal dance but expressing the fact that be careful because he is misleading girls into believing he is single and interested in them and all he wants is to get his leg over and is not fussed about the use of a condom either! Most girls if they fancy someone is going to be pretty flattered to be asked out by the object of their desires and will find no reason to believe he is married if he is stating he is single and up for a relationship.

Its a sad day in Dulwich when you have to second guess someone who asks you out on a date!

[HonaloochieB]

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> One of the main Lotharios mentioned posts on EDF.

> And it has come to my attention that another of

> the Lotharios is posting in this very thread - but

> pretending to be someone other than himself.

If he's pretending to be me, could I ask him not to make any plans for early Friday evening.

Only there's this leaving do at work, you see.

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> HeidiHi Wrote:

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> Ahh, I have been to the Bishop a fair few times

> > and no one has disrespected me there, I expect

> > them to because they are usually drunk, I don't

> > expect that from a staff or businessman.

>

> I know what you mean HH, if I had a pound for

> every time Barry from the Barry off-licence in

> Barry Road offered to carry my shopping home for

> me, well I'd be a good deal better off. I can tell

> you.

> If it wasn't for the free beer, I'd take my

> business elsewhere.

> Oh, and if you run up a slate make sure you can

> pay it. With money.

> I won't forget Xmas 2005 in a hurry.

HAHAHAHA! I like Barry , he is really lovely, and he never flirts with me, but one of his locals did and he is REALLY OLD, and I am only young. (whimper).

[KalamityKel]

HeidiHi Wrote:

> Its a sad day in Dulwich when you have to second

> guess someone who asks you out on a date!

Is that not what you're meant to do? *shrugs*

[Cassius]

I'm sorry but people should use condoms until they know someone properly. If you are too stupid to use a condom when having sex with someone you are not sure about then I have no sympathy with you if you get an STD (or pregnant). Why should it always be the man who has to take responsibility for this?

[chuff]

I agree Cassius, spot on

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> HeidiHi Wrote:

> > Its a sad day in Dulwich when you have to

> second

> > guess someone who asks you out on a date!

>

> Is that not what you're meant to do? *shrugs*

I don't go out with anyone who asks me out, they usually have motives or I don't fancy them! I ask my men out!:)) girl power!

[*Bob*]

And if you're a poor judge of character you should perhaps think twice about leaping into bed with random people you hardly know on account of them promising you the moon on string etc etc

[jaybee82]

I'm sold with a fry-up to be honest.

[Mikecg]

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> I'm sold with a fry-up to be honest.

Was your kebab a chicken kebab?

[jaybee82]

All I know is it was Kebab and Wines finest. Didnt have it in my hand long enough to sample it.

[FelicityNormal]

Is it such a good call to have sex with someone you're unsure about - condom or no condom?

[jaybee82]

This is turning into Dear Deirdre

[KalamityKel]

Woah now it's getting deep... I'm jumping ship! *splash*

[postmodern]

He is very good in bed.

[*Bob*]

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> Is it such a good call to have sex with someone

> you're unsure about - condom or no condom?

Yes - but only in the ass.

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> All I know is it was Kebab and Wines finest. Didnt

> have it in my hand long enough to sample it.

Ahh I LOVE the chicken kebab from there, much better than hisar mangal kebab.

[jaybee82]

Did you get that from chapter one of 'Shagging for Dummies?'

[HonaloochieB]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> This is turning into Dear Deirdre

No JB, this is miles better.

I reckon 'Dear' makes some of those letters up.

[jaybee82]

Course she does...many Sun readers can't even write ;-)

[chuff]

Bob!

[Keef]

No-one ever chats me up in ED shops and caf?s.

Now I'm all miffed.

That'll be the pram.

*secures stab proof vest*

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> He has tried it on with me

> but I did not succumb yet - and with what I now

> know, I will never succumb.

I think you're protesting too much Flick. I reckon underneath it all you are one smitten kitten.

But please remember if you do decide to surrender your flower to him, then I beg you, take precautions.

Don't tell him your real name and make sure the phone number you give him is the Yee Wah in Barry Road.

I just love the fact that it's the STD that would stop her, not the fact he's already shagged her mate!

[Moos]

Keef Wrote:

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That'll be the pram.

*secures stab proof vest*

Well, as long as it's not just because I ming! But I never got chatted up much even pre-Moosling, I'm too scary. Sigh...