Local Lothario (Lounged)

[Keef]

LOL!

[FelicityNormal]

A *happy ending* of sorts. The main Lothario has contacted me to say he is "sorry" but that it is not his fault. The conclusion of the story is that his wife won't shag him and therefore he "had no choice" but to look elsewhere....multiple times....:-S

[Keef]

Yeah, but is your friend going to die of an STD?

[red devil]

Yeah, but no, but...

[Mikecg]

I think that now, after being enlightened by this news, it can be confirmed that my ALERT!Bunny Boiler!ALERT comment has now gained a significant amount of weight.

The only fallout I can see materializing from this is that the LL shopkeepers will never ever be viewed in quite the same light.

So with the jury still out on this, I myself shall adjourn to the nearest ale house.

[FelicityNormal]

The STD is Hepatitis. It may not be as scary sounding as HIV but people can die from it.

[Keef]

Depends what type. Sure she'll be fine, and suggest she double bags it next time.

[HonaloochieB]

I suppose it was inevitable that a thread that started with a bang would end with a whimper.

[Jah Lush]

Good grief! Eleven pages of complete and utter utter utter utter crap. Please Admin do us all a favour and put this thread to bed, lock it up and throw away the key.

[Loz]

24 hours ago this man was, supposedly, a danger to every woman in East Dulwich. Now, one telephone call later, everything is all right and we have a 'happy ending'. I too think I've been taken for ride and feeling dirty afterwards...

I suggest another warning. Chaps, if you consider buying a girl a drink this weekend and you find out her name is Felicity, then run. Run as fast as you can. Don't stop until you've passed Putney.

[HonaloochieB]

Just in time for tomorrow.

We want a full report on Monday, Flick.

[FelicityNormal]

No we don't have a happy ending. The Lothario get some small amount of credit for apologising but not much credit overall. After all we have a credit crunch.

There are some dirty beasts on LL.

[bigbadwolf]

When he said sorry did he promise not to do it again?

[Mikecg]

Don't worry about it anymore Felicity not so. just get over it, get a couple of DVD's from the video shop kick back and pound some booze and chill out. Lifes to short.......

[bigbadwolf]

Just don't get 'Sex in the city' otherwise we'll be straight back to square one.

[FelicityNormal]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> When he said sorry did he promise not to do it

> again?

He just said it's not his fault he does it; that it's his wife's fault for not satisfying him.

[bigbadwolf]

When you put it like that Flick you make him sound almost Human.

[FelicityNormal]

:))bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> When you put it like that Flick you make him sound

> almost Human.

[bigbadwolf]

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> No we don't have a happy ending.

Thank god for that. According to C.S.I those stains can be a right pain to get out of clothes and vehicle upholstery.

[Keef]

Flick, do you have mates called NatashaD, and Spangles30? It's just you kind of sound a bit like them...

[FelicityNormal]

No, but if they've got info to report about any LLLs please put them in touch with me.

Keef Wrote:

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> Flick, do you have mates called NatashaD, and

> Spangles30? It's just you kind of sound a bit like

> them...

[Cassius]

Keef Wrote:

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> Flick, do you have mates called NatashaD, and

> Spangles30? It's just you kind of sound a bit like

> them...

Doh!

[Sue]

Anybody see Rab C Nesbitt last night?

Studdism :))

Rab's mate's medical reason for shagging other men's wives :))

[bawdy-nan]

This makes me feel lost.