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[bigbadwolf]

Right east Dulwich, who's got a tattoo and what and where have you got it. I've got an Imperial Chinese dragon on my upper right arm. I had it done about an hour before before the twin towers where hit. My dad went all American and had the date tattoo'd on his bullet wound from the Falklands, bless him.

[Jah Lush]

I have a 12-inch ruler tattooed on my penis.

[bigbadwolf]

Don't you have a shop to run?

[Mikecg]

Id have to bend mine in half to get it that small JL....

[Jah Lush]

As a rule. No.

[bigbadwolf]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I have a 12-inch ruler tattooed on my penis.

Felicity are you reading this?

[fruitytarts]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I have a 12-inch ruler tattooed on my penis.

haha brilliant!

[Keef]

I have a couple, celtic band on right arm, some pattern thing on my left arm, and a wolf on my upper left arm/shoulder. All done between 18-20 when up in Liverpool, don't regret them, but would probably chose different ones these days.

Have always planned to get the band finished in a certain way, so if anyone knows any good free hand tattooists, let me know.

[HonaloochieB]

Well it's Ninth and Hennepin

All the doughnuts have names that sound like prostitutes

And the moon's teeth marks are on the sky

Like a tarp thrown all over this

And the broken umbrellas like dead birds

And the steam comes out of the grill

Like the whole goddamn town's ready to blow...

And the bricks are all scarred with jailhouse tattoos

And everyone is behaving like dogs

And the horses are coming down Violin Road

And Dutch is dead on his feet

And all the rooms they smell like diesel

And you take on the dreams of the ones who have slept here

And I'm lost in the window, and I hide in the stairway

And I hang in the curtain, and I sleep in your hat...

And no one brings anything small into a bar around here

They all started out with bad directions

And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear

One for every year he's away, she said

Such a crumbling beauty, ah

There's nothing wrong with her that a hundred dollars won't fix

She has that razor sadness that only gets worse

With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by

And the clock ticks out like a dripping faucet

til you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin

And you spill out over the side to anyone who will listen...

And I've seen it all, I've seen it all

Through the yellow windows of the evening train

Tom Waits

This just has a Frday 13th sort of feel to it for some reason, and in fact the first person i ever saw with a facial tattoo was a Soho prostitute with three tears going down her right cheek.

[Strawbs]

I have a tribal sign on my stomach which I love love love love.. I would love to get another one but not that committed to anything enough to get it put on me yet..

[KalamityKel]

I have a dragon with a setting sun just about... here *points*

[SCSB79]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I have a 12-inch ruler tattooed on my penis.

On a scale of 3:1?!!!

Sorry, I don't know you, but thought it was too good to waste the opportunity!

[????]

Modern tattoo's pah Celtic new age crap...I spit on them..

Only tattoos that count are:

Swallows on shoulder blades

Mum

HATE on Knucles

Dagger through heart

Mermaid

Anchor with HMS - - - - (served in)

Football Badge

[????]

oh...

Spider web on Face

"Skins: Made In london" on forehead

[SimonM]

A knob joke by the 2nd message of a new thread is impressive going, even by the disgustingly low standards of the EDF! >:D

[pearl1]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I have a 12-inch ruler tattooed on my penis.

Is it like one of those tape measure thingys that rolls up inside it's case?

[PeckhamRose]

I have a beautiful tarantula on my right shoulder and next week am getting the "Happy Human" logo of the British Humanist Association tattoo'd on my left shoulder, with their permission (as it is copyright) as we have just photo'd the CEO of BHA getting hers and it looks fabulous. (Not the words, just the happy human image!)

[FelicityNormal]

I have the words AS IF tattooed on my lower abdomen just above my pubic pube

[Mikecg]

Stange I thought it would have said LL woz ERE.

[FelicityNormal]

No Mike, LL never got that far. Wouldn't mind some LL Cool J though

[HonaloochieB]

???? Wrote:

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> Modern tattoo's pah Celtic new age crap...I spit

> on them..

>

> Only tattoos that count are:

>

> Swallows on shoulder blades

> Mum

> HATE on Knucles

Which on this evidence Quids had you been the tattoist you might have spelled HEAT, I've heard it has happened, though possibly apocryphal.

But what about having LOVE tattoed on the other hand?

And there'll be a Kolly Kibber style ten bob note and an avuncular ruffling of the hair for the first young scamp to tell me which film those tattoos come from.

[dulwichmum]

A tattoo on a woman is nothing but a tramp stamp...

[Mikecg]

HB The night of the hunter with Robert Mitchum

[Mikecg]

Trust you to say that DM.

[Ladygooner]

I absolutely HATE tattoos - won't go out with anyone who has one! You might think they look lovely now but wait until your skin is old and wrinkly - gross!