suitable public toilets

[moving2dulwich]

Can anyone recommend an establishment (bar) that has suitably discreet ideally unisex loos?

[LegalEagle-ish]

Suitable for what? Kopping off or snorting coke?

[Horsebox]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> Suitable for what? Kopping off or snorting coke?

innit. It's got to be for one of those reasons...unless there is something even seedier afoot.:-S

[PeckhamRose]

What a peculiar question!

Do you need somewhere also where you can change nappies in public?

And did you mean discreet or discrete?

[charliecharlie]

i feel a valentine's plot emerging

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/kissing_f.jpg

[HonaloochieB]

I have a copy of Joe Orton's diaries somewhere, but I can't put my hand on it right now.

Also, it was written in the 60s, so I suppose most of the 'cottages' he wrote about will no longer be in existence.

I'll see if I can look it out for you anyway.

[HonaloochieB]

And I've just thought, I've got Kenneth Williams' diaries somewhere too.

As I recall he wasn't a 'cottager' in the same way as Orton, but you never know.

If I see anything that might be useful, I'll let you know.

[citizenED]

Could innocently mean that they want a place where they can discretely have a number two without anyone noticing. Maybe a place with doors on the cubicles.

[ratty]

Orton did a lot of his toilet trading on the Holloway Road I believe. Perhaps try there.

[charliecharlie]

I was thinking heterosexual action as they asked for "ideally unisex" loos!!!

could you clarify Moving2dulwich... then we may be able to suggest the perfect loo for you needs!!!!

B)

[KalamityKel]

"heterosexual action"? In a loo? Oh plz!

[Nero]

"heterosexual action"? In a loo? Oh plz!

Reminds me of a headline in a Not the Nine O' Clock News book - Lesbian Lavatory Lust.

[Spartacus]

I had a cottage pie once, it didn't agree with me and when it came out it made my bum ache for days afterwards !!

[LuvPeckham]

moving2dulwich Wrote:

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> Can anyone recommend an establishment (bar) that

> has suitably discreet ideally unisex loos?

Maybe Moving2Dulwich is a hemaphrodite hence needing Unisex toilets

[HonaloochieB]

Funny old word 'unisex' isn't it?

It seems to imply the opposite of what it means.

This is probably the least auspicious 4000th post ever made.

I'm in a pensive mood today.

[Jah Lush]

4,000 posts in little over a year already! Jeez! Hona you really should get out more.

[HonaloochieB]

There is much in what you say JL.

I shall take your sage advice right now.

[bigbadwolf]

Moving2Dulwich do you live in a Caravan with a Lurcher tied to the towbar?

[matthew123]

This thread should be on gumtree - but to answer the question, put your hand in your pocket and get a hotel room as they usually have a unisex toilet plus a mini-bar ;-)

[moving2dulwich]

It's a bit kinky maybe but...

[bigbadwolf]

..........thats what you pay for.

[matthew123]

The alternative is to get filled up at a petrol station, where there is usually a unisex disabled loo.

[bigbadwolf]

matthew123 Wrote:

get filled up

Or get filled in. I think we're on the same page.

[dulwichdoll]

C'mon moving2dulwich spill the beans

[woofmarkthedog]

moving2dulwich...when you find "IT/THEM" can I watch/ join in / hold camera / roll up ?50 note / lick bog seat after

Grrr

Woof

(my tuunggeeueth guunn awlll nuuummb)