What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?

[jimmy two times]

Mine was 'treat em mean keep em keen.'

[Mikecg]

That only works to point Jimmy Jimmy.

[SteveT]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[Bellenden Belle]

"Be responsive to people, but not responsible for them"

[Mikecg]

If you offer to buy a young lady a drink over the weekend and her name is Flic, run and don't stop till you pass Putney!

[Keef]

"go on just try it" :-S

[Tony.London Suburbs]

If an attractive Woman knows there are other Women around, then ignore her calls......

p.s. Shame I haven't always been strong enough to put this "theory" into "practice" as sometimes I crumble,

"just in case".

[jaybee82]

"If you drive through a speed camera at more than 88MPH it wont flash fast enough to catch you"

What a load of cobblers. I think he'd been watching too much Back To The Future.

[bigbadwolf]

The best advice I've ever had was to get therapy because my mother suffered serious deppression after I was born and intitially rejected me.

[Mikecg]

AaH! it only works if you have a flux capacitor JB surley you know that?.

[Mikecg]

BBW wrote,

The best advice I've ever had was to get therapy because my mother suffered serious deppression after I was born and intitially rejected me.

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OOOH! Alan.

[karter]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> AaH! it only works if you have a flux capacitor JB

> surley you know that?.

and you also need a litre of plutonium Mike. Just don't steal it from the Arabs.

[jaybee82]

"Keep flushing. Its bound to go down sooner or later"

[Brendan]

My father once said to me, ?Any port during a storm my son.?

On reflection it was rubbish advice.

[jaybee82]

Is that the same as 'Any hole's a goal?'

[matthew123]

The best piece of advice I've ever had was in September 2006, from a work colleague who emphatically stated day after day there was a massive credit collapse on the horizon and I should avoid buying a house as he was selling his to rent it back.. Did I listen? Hell no!... Ho-hum...

They are usually the best pieces of advice the ones I don't listen to...

[Brendan]

Similar. Not exactly the same but similar.

Don?t buy a Fiat was pretty dam good advice. I found this out when I had a Fiat.

[ratty]

One up the bum, nay harm done!

[HonaloochieB]

Never argue in front of the servants.

And I never have.

[HonaloochieB]

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.

How the hell was I to know that Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young were all ripped to the tits on weapons grade drugs wheb they inparted that particular little gem to me?

Spent a night in A&E when both the sister of my girlfriend at the time and her boyfriend turned on me.

And if you're reading this Sharon I'm still very sorry.

[????]

Never trust a man in white shoes

[karter]

not the best but useful-Never trust a girl that is ALWAYS texting.

[Keef]

Never trust an anonymous person on an internet forum!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Never trust a person who continually says "to be honest"...

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

Always wear clean underwear!