OHMYGOD!

[KalamityKel]

Surely that would be besides the point DM ;-)

[dulwichmum]

Oh dear, I am off to confession... I am back on the BMF website tonight looking for a class for tomorrow morning, I am hooked! That man is a dish (swoon).

[Jah Lush]

Can I come off the naughty step now please?

[dulwichmum]

Are you remorseful?

[Jah Lush]

Oh terribly so. I won't do it again. I promise. Pleeeeeeeeeeeese!

[brum]

Seems like dulwichmum is quite enjoying keeping you dangling there, Jah....

[dulwichmum]

OK then, you can get down now (gives long hard stare).

And as for you Mr Brum, we shall have less of that tone young man!

I have no time for naughtiness this morning. I am limbering up right now for a class at 10 am. Shosh said that it is not on this Saturday morning, but the web site says it is (sigh). I look so fabulous in my new tracksuit, I shall just pop along to make sure...

[Mick Mac]

I'm limbering up too - right arm stretching exercises for day in pub watching Irelands stroll towards grand slam....thats enough activity for me today. Tracksuit and spanx not required.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Is this the track suit you knitted DM? May be a little heavy in the damp dont you think?

[dulwichmum]

I didn't go for a romp in the park the end. I broke a nail on one of my electric rollers and was forced to make an emergency visit to a local beauty emporium. Grooming is everything you know. And no Michael, I did not knit my track suit myself sweetie. I am as helpless as a tiny baby when it comes to anything to do with domestic chores... (sigh)

[Narnia]

postmodern Wrote:

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> Dulwichmum, please PM me.

I don't recommend this at all speaking from experience...........look what happened to you.......you've been deactivated! Probably me next. Reminds me of the Daleks.......'Exterminate,exterminate'

[KalamityKel]

You what?

[dulwichmum]

Declan sweetie,

What exactly are you trying to say?

I am simply hanging around this forum being fabulous. I don't expect to be bombarded by private messages from men insisting to see pictures of me in my pants...

Naturally the Admin bars anyone who gets too amorous...(sniff)

[Mikecg]

Declan wrote,

I don't recommend this at all speaking from experience...........look what happened to you.......you've been deactivated! Probably me next. Reminds me of the Daleks.......'Exterminate,exterminate'

It won't happen, I initially tried to have a conversation with DM and she railroaded me then tried humiliation, and I really did'nt get the joke initially and I cameback with some attacks, If any one was going to be banned for attacking or questioning DM then It would have been me. Being an honest person I take things at face value, however this is the web and who am I? you? or anybody else is anybodys guess.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mikecg,

You were fascinated by my underwear, go on, admit it ...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/whubstickle/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg

[Mikecg]

You can come out of the closet now DM, go on I dare you!

[dulwichmum]

Well Mikecg darling, that is exactly what I was thinking about you! It sounded as though you hated yourself because you are undeniably drawn to me, and I am ... a 64 year old retired builder from Penge.

[Mikecg]

In fairness Declan,

the person who was deactivated deserved it, she was a bit of a troll.

[Mikecg]

Yes it is true DM I am drawn to you, I need some advice on a project I am in the middle of developing, I am not sure of the mix I should use for the screeding of the bathroom floors, or the sand to be used, should it be a 3 in 1 or 5 in 1 mix, should I use course or fine sharp sand? I would be greatful if you could get back to me ASAP.

[dulwichmum]

Oh sweetie, I would summon the appropriate tradesman!

[AllforNun]

i'd have you shaving your head and chanting silly songs given half the chance. You bring the walnuts i'll bring the nut cracker !

[bigbadwolf]

Mike the only project you're in the middle of developing is beneath the belt line going by the messages you've been sending DM. Although to be honest I can't blame you as we've all been there at some point but most of us bought a t-shirt, not a camera with a telescopic lense. But don't give up yet, she's actually quite nice once you get to know her.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Be warned Gents Dulwichmum will chew you and spit you out. In so many ways.

I still have the not-easy-to-explain scars to prove it.

[bigbadwolf]

She doesn't scare me but then again we're both Scorpio.

[Mikecg]

BBW I don't have an issue with DM, I have come to accept that even if I contribute to one of her posts I will be on the receiving end Ooh Err! of a snide remark and insinuations of homosexuality, I don't mind though, just don't knock it til you've tried it.