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OK then, you can get down now (gives long hard stare).


And as for you Mr Brum, we shall have less of that tone young man!


I have no time for naughtiness this morning. I am limbering up right now for a class at 10 am. Shosh said that it is not on this Saturday morning, but the web site says it is (sigh). I look so fabulous in my new tracksuit, I shall just pop along to make sure...

I didn't go for a romp in the park the end. I broke a nail on one of my electric rollers and was forced to make an emergency visit to a local beauty emporium. Grooming is everything you know. And no Michael, I did not knit my track suit myself sweetie. I am as helpless as a tiny baby when it comes to anything to do with domestic chores... (sigh)

postmodern Wrote:

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> Dulwichmum, please PM me.


I don't recommend this at all speaking from experience...........look what happened to you.......you've been deactivated! Probably me next. Reminds me of the Daleks.......'Exterminate,exterminate'

Declan sweetie,


What exactly are you trying to say?


I am simply hanging around this forum being fabulous. I don't expect to be bombarded by private messages from men insisting to see pictures of me in my pants...


Naturally the Admin bars anyone who gets too amorous...(sniff)

Declan wrote,

I don't recommend this at all speaking from experience...........look what happened to you.......you've been deactivated! Probably me next. Reminds me of the Daleks.......'Exterminate,exterminate'



It won't happen, I initially tried to have a conversation with DM and she railroaded me then tried humiliation, and I really did'nt get the joke initially and I cameback with some attacks, If any one was going to be banned for attacking or questioning DM then It would have been me. Being an honest person I take things at face value, however this is the web and who am I? you? or anybody else is anybodys guess.

Yes it is true DM I am drawn to you, I need some advice on a project I am in the middle of developing, I am not sure of the mix I should use for the screeding of the bathroom floors, or the sand to be used, should it be a 3 in 1 or 5 in 1 mix, should I use course or fine sharp sand? I would be greatful if you could get back to me ASAP.
Mike the only project you're in the middle of developing is beneath the belt line going by the messages you've been sending DM. Although to be honest I can't blame you as we've all been there at some point but most of us bought a t-shirt, not a camera with a telescopic lense. But don't give up yet, she's actually quite nice once you get to know her.

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