Inappropriate place to chat a girl up.

[jimmy two times]

I went swimming the other day and caught a female fellow swimmer giving me the eye. I checked to make sure nothing was hanging out or that there were no other reasons for her attention, but all was tucked in. I caught her glancing a few more times, but in the end I swam my lengths, got out and went home. I would have taken the opportunity to chat her up but a swimming pool felt like the wrong place to do this. Maybe the 'no petting' warning on the swimming pool walls of my youth have left their mark, though I guess I could be getting a little ahead of myself on that.

[Brendan]

In the back seat of a Volkswagen?

[HonaloochieB]

Signals, JTT she was giving you signals.

You were in and you flubbed it, you silly goose.

[microbite]

At an STD clinic! ;-)

[microbite]

Oh, sorry thought it was a joke thread hehe :))

[LuvPeckham]

Hmmm

Jimmy I can see your problem here, but you could have said to her that you need a Tea/Coffee/Bovril and Packet of Crisps after a swim and did she care to join you?

At which point she may well have told you that your ultra tight white speedos are see through when wet (ultimate put down from my youth) but at least you had tried

Luv

[bigbadwolf]

You have absolutly no idea of the amount of self control I'm exerting in relation to this thread!!!

[Jimbob]

go on do it, you know you want to.

[bigbadwolf]

Oh I want to Jimbob but I'll be taken outside and shot if I do.

[Mikecg]

As it's you BBW I've got a good idea how much.

[Horsebox]

Brendan Wrote:

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> In the back seat of a Volkswagen?

(tu)

[ratty]

What did she look like? I think I know her!

BBW you could PM everyone that would appreciate it individually!!!

[Jeremy]

Well at least you now have an incentive to go swimming more often. Definitely ask her if she fancies a bovril next time, or a game of Double Dragon.

Trying to think of an amusing bovril-based innuendo...

[TillieTrotter]

Wiggle your see through speedo's at her and say "you either love em or you hate them"

[woofmarkthedog]

Foxy.........what's up .....had your teeth filed..........?

*yaaa wwnnnn*

[LuvPeckham]

Sadly - the only one I can think of for you Jeremy is

"Do you fancy getting your lips around something really meaty (mid length pause) like a cup of Bovril"

Tillie - I am worried about you, to do that implies it is 'nude night' at the baths....

Jeremy Wrote:

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> Well at least you now have an incentive to go

> swimming more often. Definitely ask her if she

> fancies a bovril next time, or a game of Double

> Dragon.

>

> Trying to think of an amusing bovril-based

> innuendo...

[bigbadwolf]

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> Sadly - the only one I can think of for you Jeremy

> is

>

> "Do you fancy getting your lips around something

> really meaty (mid length pause) like a cup of

> Bovril"

>

Ha ha! That was good Peckham.

[LuvPeckham]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> LuvPeckham Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Sadly - the only one I can think of for you

> Jeremy

> > is

> >

> > "Do you fancy getting your lips around

> something

> > really meaty (mid length pause) like a cup of

> > Bovril"

> >

>

> Ha ha! That was good Peckham.

Sid the Sexist taught me all I know !!!

[Clazza]

Go swimming at the same time next week - smile at her & if she smiles back ask her for a coffee. My best friend is married to a guy she met in the sauna at the gym. Go for it!

[HonaloochieB]

When she's the accussed (bigamy if you must know) amd you're the jury foreman.

Brings a whole new meaning to the idea of 'courting'.

Also introduces you to the reality and true meaning of the word 'mistrial' and the phrase 'take him down'.

[Spartacus]

Hmmm

If you are looking for examples

How about the policewoman arresting you at the time.... for some reason it doesn't seem get you a better cell for the night

Or your best mate whilst you are comforting her, after she has just split up from her boyfriend of 6 years

Or your girlfriends best mate whilst your girlfriend is asleep in bed in the next room

No Idea why but the last two just failed to get me anywhere !!!

[jimmy two times]

Guess I could just throw myself in the deep end and float a few of those chat up lines past her.

[LuvPeckham]

Or pretend you are drowning and need her to save your life (with the kiss of life)

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Massage" Parlour

RNID conference

Over the urinals

[Mikecg]

A Wine shop in Lordship Lane.