Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Dopamine1979]

Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> People whose inflection rises as they reach the

> end of a sentence - apart from Australians of

> course who are allowed to. I think that it was

> watching "Neighbours" that caused people who were

> kids at the time to talk this way.

I hate that too. I consider it an American thing.

[Zebedee Tring]

People at rock gigs who woop loudly during before, after or during songs, or who applaud wildly when they recognise what song the singer/band is singing/playing

[the-e-dealer]

Whooop I KNOW THIS ONE its a Forum Favourite Yehah!

Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> People at rock gigs who woop loudly during before,

> after or during songs, or who applaud wildly when

> they recognise what song the singer/band is

> singing/playing

[Dopamine1979]

' Slap a fan's hand down and tell em 'No yelling' ' - MF DOOM

[Robert Poste's Child]

The Archers again... Tom and Kirsty's wedding was the final straw. Sorry, Archers, it's over: I've been faithful for twenty years but you've changed and I realise I don't love you any more.

[KalamityKel]

beards

[BrandNewGuy]

Turn-ups

[the-e-dealer]

yeah bloody tom Ive gone from spare to heir. Oh no gran leaving me all that money in the will is fine its just the rest. Poor little rich git.

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> The Archers again... Tom and Kirsty's wedding was

> the final straw. Sorry, Archers, it's over: I've

> been faithful for twenty years but you've changed

> and I realise I don't love you any more.

[Zebedee Tring]

I have to disagree re The Archers. Hearing Moany Tony at last telling Sausage Boy Tom in no uncertain terms what he thought of him and Kirsty giving Ms Entitlement Hellin an earful were two of the finest moments that I've heard in the programme for years.

If it had been in Stenders, on hearing of the jilting Roy would have said "I don't believe I'm 'earing this!" and Kirsty's dad would have tried to punch Tom, only for Kirsty to cry "Leave him Dad, 'e ain't worf it!"

[DulwichFox]

Snooker commentary... far too much of it..

DulwichFox

[Loz]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> Snooker commentary... far too much of it..

Good test of a sport - turn the commentary down and see if it still exciting. Something I discovered while travelling - if you don't understand the commentators (and so have the volume turned lowish), many sports become rather boring.

Funnily enough, I think this makes no difference to snooker. Read into that what you may.

[DulwichFox]

Loz Wrote:

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> DulwichFox Wrote:

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> > Snooker commentary... far too much of it..

>

> Good test of a sport - turn the commentary down

> and see if it still exciting. Something I

> discovered while travelling - if you don't

> understand the commentators (and so have the

> volume turned lowish), many sports become rather

> boring.

>

> Funnily enough, I think this makes no difference

> to snooker. Read into that what you may.

How do you turn down the commentary without losing all the other sound. ?

DulwichFox

[Jah Lush]

Truckers caps and Baseball caps and especially the stupid, silly cunts who wear them. I blame George Michael and Princess Diana.

And another thing... people who like George Michael and Princess Diana.

Also, the deification of Princess Diana as some sort of Mother Teresa type figure. Just take out the first I in deification and you'll be nearer the mark.

[Jah Lush]

That fecking irritating beyond belief advert on the BBC with those two irritating smug useless wankers James Corden and Gary Barlow for their up and coming programme when "When One Fat Smug Useless One Tricky Pony Tosser With A Neatly Trimmed Beard Met Another Fat Smug One Trick Pony Tosser With A Neatly Trimmed Beard."

FFS! It even has Barlow raising his right arm in a fascist salute. Cunts! It makes me want to hunt them down and kill them and stomp on their grotesque smarmy smug licking each other's arsehole faces for all eternity. Cunts!

[aquarius moon]

Don't let it get to you JL.

It's only an advert for a programme. Nobody is forcing you to watch it.

So ignore it, chill out & have another beer :)

[steveo]

At a function the other night James Corden was mistaken for Clare Balding

[the-e-dealer]

James Corden is not a tiny little thing.

['bout now]

the word "blush" when used to describe wine and tomatoes.

[the-e-dealer]

I Dont know rose is just so sixties.

[unlurked]

Twee meaningless feelgood threads started and perpetuated by people scared of reality.

[the-e-dealer]

any one in mind?

[Zebedee Tring]

Sad troll posters who post on threads in which they are not interested so that they can be gratuitously rude to other posters and try to wind them up. But they don't cause me irrational rage - I just feel very, very sorry for them because they don't have a life.

[unlurked]

The label "troll" wrongly used time and time again by people that can't think for themselves.

[Zebedee Tring]

But you are a troll, unlurked. You fit the definition perfectly.

And don't tell me I can't think for myself. I'd be very surprised if I wasn't better educated than you are.

[unlurked]

LOL. :-)