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Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> People whose inflection rises as they reach the

> end of a sentence - apart from Australians of

> course who are allowed to. I think that it was

> watching "Neighbours" that caused people who were

> kids at the time to talk this way.


I hate that too. I consider it an American thing.

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Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> People at rock gigs who woop loudly during before,

> after or during songs, or who applaud wildly when

> they recognise what song the singer/band is

> singing/playing

yeah bloody tom Ive gone from spare to heir. Oh no gran leaving me all that money in the will is fine its just the rest. Poor little rich git.


Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> The Archers again... Tom and Kirsty's wedding was

> the final straw. Sorry, Archers, it's over: I've

> been faithful for twenty years but you've changed

> and I realise I don't love you any more.

I have to disagree re The Archers. Hearing Moany Tony at last telling Sausage Boy Tom in no uncertain terms what he thought of him and Kirsty giving Ms Entitlement Hellin an earful were two of the finest moments that I've heard in the programme for years.


If it had been in Stenders, on hearing of the jilting Roy would have said "I don't believe I'm 'earing this!" and Kirsty's dad would have tried to punch Tom, only for Kirsty to cry "Leave him Dad, 'e ain't worf it!"

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> Snooker commentary... far too much of it..


Good test of a sport - turn the commentary down and see if it still exciting. Something I discovered while travelling - if you don't understand the commentators (and so have the volume turned lowish), many sports become rather boring.


Funnily enough, I think this makes no difference to snooker. Read into that what you may.

Loz Wrote:

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> DulwichFox Wrote:

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> > Snooker commentary... far too much of it..

>

> Good test of a sport - turn the commentary down

> and see if it still exciting. Something I

> discovered while travelling - if you don't

> understand the commentators (and so have the

> volume turned lowish), many sports become rather

> boring.

>

> Funnily enough, I think this makes no difference

> to snooker. Read into that what you may.


How do you turn down the commentary without losing all the other sound. ?


DulwichFox

Truckers caps and Baseball caps and especially the stupid, silly cunts who wear them. I blame George Michael and Princess Diana.


And another thing... people who like George Michael and Princess Diana.


Also, the deification of Princess Diana as some sort of Mother Teresa type figure. Just take out the first I in deification and you'll be nearer the mark.

That fecking irritating beyond belief advert on the BBC with those two irritating smug useless wankers James Corden and Gary Barlow for their up and coming programme when "When One Fat Smug Useless One Tricky Pony Tosser With A Neatly Trimmed Beard Met Another Fat Smug One Trick Pony Tosser With A Neatly Trimmed Beard."


FFS! It even has Barlow raising his right arm in a fascist salute. Cunts! It makes me want to hunt them down and kill them and stomp on their grotesque smarmy smug licking each other's arsehole faces for all eternity. Cunts!

Sad troll posters who post on threads in which they are not interested so that they can be gratuitously rude to other posters and try to wind them up. But they don't cause me irrational rage - I just feel very, very sorry for them because they don't have a life.

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