Looking to start a band

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB, you're a shah, en esslute shah.

>

> Oh sorry - I was thinking of Terry Thomas. I do

> apologise.

No one need aver apologise for thinking of Terri-Thomas.

There's not enough of it done these days.

[JetSetWilly]

i,m up for it, but i don,t know if my legs are:(

[brum]

Oh dear JSW, do you have the walking affliction common to many other folks around these parts?

If Moos will need the voice of Leslie Phillips, I presume her chosen instrument in said band will be the Tubular Bells.... 'I say, DING DONG!!'

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I'm currently into Alma Cogan and Sandie Shaw, though I like some modern stuff like Lulu, The Bee Gees and The Byrds too, so if you need a Tambourine Man then give me a call M8.

[woofmarkthedog]

Pink oboe anybody?

[Mikecg]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Go on Mikecg, I dare ya.

I tried BBW but failed, If you read the advert it clearly states you have to be competent enough to keep time, that's me F*cked then LOL!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Mikecg Wrote:

If you read the advert it clearly states you have to be competent enough to keep time, that's me F*cked then LOL!

I'm very punctual so, hopefully, still in the running then...

[Will_i_am]

Thanks for the lols peeps.

If anyone else is genuinely interested then please email at the address in the first post.

Sorry Mike, no offense but as I said you're really good but worlds apart from what I'm thinking of.

Cheers.

Will.

[HonaloochieB]

Good luck with StuntMan Will. Let us know when you're playing.

[Will_i_am]

Got a gig lined up. Wembley Stadium. Ever heard of it? I think it's in some run down part of London somewhere. May 30th 8pm. Hope I can get a band together otherwise I'll have to go solo. *gulp*

[Mikecg]

Fair enough now bother good luck finding the right people dude!

[Moos]

Will_i_am Wrote:

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> Got a gig lined up. Wembley Stadium. Ever heard

> of it? I think it's in some run down part of

> London somewhere. May 30th 8pm. Hope I can get a

> band together otherwise I'll have to go solo.

> *gulp*

Never mind, Will, I thought you were frightfully good with those nice Peas people, I'm sure you'll do just fine.

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> Will_i_am Wrote:

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> -----

> > Got a gig lined up. Wembley Stadium. Ever

> heard

> > of it? I think it's in some run down part of

> > London somewhere. May 30th 8pm. Hope I can get

> a

> > band together otherwise I'll have to go solo.

> > *gulp*

>

> Never mind, Will, I thought you were frightfully

> good with those nice Peas people, I'm sure you'll

> do just fine.

And if you don't Moos'll give you a black eye.

(Actually Moos and Will just ignore the above, I crowbarred it in just to show that I am right on top of the popular rap ensemble that you were referring to and where Will half-inched his username from. WORD.)

[Will_i_am]

Very good.

I'm not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas but if you want to talk Hip-Hop then the genre known as Nerdcore is right up my street?

[Moos]

Will_i_am Wrote:

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> I'm not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas

That's a bit cheeky, name-nicker! It would be like me saying I don't like dairy products. Pure ungrateful.

[Will_i_am]

I WAS CHRISTENED WILLIAM! :D

I just wish I'd thought of it first *grumble* :X

[Ted Max]

I have met Will.i.am. I did not ask him if he had a JG Ballard-style gammy leg fetish. But he certainly needs to put a new band together. He'd probably be cool with the monkey thing as well.

[Moos]

Aw, bless you, I bet you were. And I can just imagine you looking awfully sweet in your best frilly get-up and a bald head, with your mum sniffing and your dad sticking out his chest with pride. And here you are all grown up!

Sorry, as you were.

[Will_i_am]

We could be a band of Will.i.am's with one-eyed, gammy-legged monkey villains as dancers.

Whoah! I need less sugar in my tea!

[Jeremy]

William, I would have been interested, as I'm broadly into the same kind of stuff, if not exactly the same bands.

That is, if I hadn't just joined a new band.

[Will_i_am]

Moos Wrote:

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> Aw, bless you, I bet you were. And I can just

> imagine you looking awfully sweet in your best

> frilly get-up and a bald head, with your mum

> sniffing and your dad sticking out his chest with

> pride. And here you are all grown up!

>

> Sorry, as you were.

They called me Joe for the first month of my life. Seriously.

My dad bottled it when he went to register me. I'm the tenth William. Until a couple of years ago there were three generations of us all with the same name.

[Will_i_am]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> William, I would have been interested, as I'm

> broadly into the same kind of stuff, if not

> exactly the same bands.

>

> That is, if I hadn't just joined a new band.

Thanks for rubbing the salt in the wound there!

Need a guitarist?

Don't break my heart again... please...

[Moos]

Are you in fact, William III of England, wrongfully prevented from taking the throne by that wicked naughty man Henry I and talking to us through a loophole in the space/time* continuum?

*Yes, I know but the 'time continuum' doesn't sound as good. And anyway, this isn't the New Forest, is it?

[Will_i_am]

No Moos.

[bigbadwolf]

What have you been smoking today Moos?