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I am simply a girl who likes to have fun...(sigh). There will always be a special place in my heart for Michael (plants big kiss on his nose) and Mick Mac - can I pour you a drink sweetie? (shhh, they will probably tell me off because it is before noon).

Has she buggery.

She's a sort. The semi-posh sort of sort who sorts her home-based workforce that is carrying out the works on her home with regular cups of tea.

And if one them has to squeeze past her in the hallway, then there'a column in it for her.

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Oh Hoonaloochieb darling, I didn't understand a

> word of that so it is probably true and I am

> definitely drunk (hic).


I wouldn't have you any other way, DM.


PS. Me too.


PPS Ain't it great?

DM


I'm just at the point of considering eating something, you know, because maybe medically, apparently, it might absorb some of the alcohol.

Mind, isn't that making the philosophical assumption that being drunk and pissed-up on booze is a bad thing?

I know what you're thinking DM. How drunk could I be to consider, CONSIDER? highlighting the word BAD in the above sentence.


Actually, top up you say?


Go on, whatever you're having yourself.

Oh Mick Mac, if I were not visiting this forum on my phone tonight, I could load up some photos of what more a man could want... I am simply luscious you know.


And HB darling, tonight I am on Chablis, as per usual. I adore my dry white wine (slurs words)...

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Gosh HoonaloochieB, I adore a rampant passionate

> nature in a man. Will you pick me up a copy of The

> Mail and some Rizzla papers while you are out?


My Drizabone is at your service, consider it done.

I assume it's the large lorry driver's Rizzlas you require.

Of course, why am I even asking?

  • 1 month later...
Wherever DM goes, that's where I'll be


So Sean - are you following DM?


I have joined up - most people seem to follow the same number of people as they are followed by (roughly), But this lady has 740,000 followers, can't think why:


Kim does Pepsi adverts


She is probably famous - I however have never heard of her...

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