Has DM left us for the twittering ranks?

[Mick Mac]

Will twitter claim our best blogs / bloggers?

[charliecharlie]

no...

[Michael Palaeologus]

I fear the response from some of the more buttoned up and irony free Forumites may have driven her away ..

[dulwichmum]

I am simply a girl who likes to have fun...(sigh). There will always be a special place in my heart for Michael (plants big kiss on his nose) and Mick Mac - can I pour you a drink sweetie? (shhh, they will probably tell me off because it is before noon).

[SeanMacGabhann]

Wherever DM goes, that's where I'll be

[dulwichmum]

Sean darling! I am lost for words (sniff).

[SimonM]

>>(shhh, they will probably tell me off because it is before noon).<<

And on Good Friday too! What on earth will Father O'Shenanigan have to say?!

[dulwichmum]

He loves the sauce himself!

[zephyr]

DM is great on Twitter (as she is here)

It is very good if you like that sort of thing!

[HonaloochieB]

Has she buggery.

She's a sort. The semi-posh sort of sort who sorts her home-based workforce that is carrying out the works on her home with regular cups of tea.

And if one them has to squeeze past her in the hallway, then there'a column in it for her.

[dulwichmum]

Oh Hoonaloochieb darling, I didn't understand a word of that so it is probably true and I am definitely drunk (hic).

[HonaloochieB]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Oh Hoonaloochieb darling, I didn't understand a

> word of that so it is probably true and I am

> definitely drunk (hic).

I wouldn't have you any other way, DM.

PS. Me too.

PPS Ain't it great?

[dulwichmum]

Can I offer you a top up sweetie?

[HonaloochieB]

DM

I'm just at the point of considering eating something, you know, because maybe medically, apparently, it might absorb some of the alcohol.

Mind, isn't that making the philosophical assumption that being drunk and pissed-up on booze is a bad thing?

I know what you're thinking DM. How drunk could I be to consider, CONSIDER? highlighting the word BAD in the above sentence.

Actually, top up you say?

Go on, whatever you're having yourself.

[Mick Mac]

im on a diet of whiskey and easter egg tonight HB. What more could a man want?

[dulwichmum]

Oh Mick Mac, if I were not visiting this forum on my phone tonight, I could load up some photos of what more a man could want... I am simply luscious you know.

And HB darling, tonight I am on Chablis, as per usual. I adore my dry white wine (slurs words)...

[Mick Mac]

im on my phone too tonight DM (a bit sad really - interrupting my golf watching to communicate with dulwich!). Do text me those photos some time and no penge builders bits pls, just pert female flesh.

[HonaloochieB]

I'll get my coat. It's a Drizabone, and I've recently had it rewaxed.

So my tears won't hang around too long, will they?

[dulwichmum]

Gosh HoonaloochieB, I adore a rampant passionate nature in a man. Will you pick me up a copy of The Mail and some Rizzla papers while you are out?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Good Lord woman, I slip away to the fleshpots of Berlin for a few day and you are consorting with the drinking classes. Shame on you. Shouldnt you be hiding love eggs in the frnt garden?

[Jah Lush]

Twitter is for twits.

[HonaloochieB]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Gosh HoonaloochieB, I adore a rampant passionate

> nature in a man. Will you pick me up a copy of The

> Mail and some Rizzla papers while you are out?

My Drizabone is at your service, consider it done.

I assume it's the large lorry driver's Rizzlas you require.

Of course, why am I even asking?

[Mick Mac]

Wherever DM goes, that's where I'll be

So Sean - are you following DM?

I have joined up - most people seem to follow the same number of people as they are followed by (roughly), But this lady has 740,000 followers, can't think why:

Kim does Pepsi adverts

She is probably famous - I however have never heard of her...

[Mick Mac]

I don't really know what any of this means but am now "following" the following famous people:

Snoop Dog

Nicolas Cage

Dulwich Mum

Larry King

I think this should be very exciting - but I need twitter tuition.

[KalamityKel]

Wot exactly is all the excitement about? I really don't get it... you can sign up... do nothing and soon you have a following of over 100. Wots all that about?