Piers Morgan: love to hate or hate to love?

[cupid_stunt]

Personally, I look forward to seeing him on TV and reading his weekly 'up-my-own-jacksy' thoughts online in The Sunday Moan, uhm, Mail. Are you with me EDF?

[????]

The ONLY postive thing about Jeremy Clarkson is he punched the odious Morgan. Pity he didn't kill him then he'd a got life and we could have had proper result...

[mockney piers]

cunt and no mistake.

Never believe your own hype is a good maxim for life. For a man who did a series about the dark side of fame he completely missed the point and fell into said trap.

I leave aside his financial corruption and the fact that he's a fucking liar....errr...oops.

Scum; still not on the same level as Jeremy Kyle of whom I had the displeasure of seeing this morning. What an utterly vile human being!!!

[cupid_stunt]

Pennies and Mockers, please let us know what you really think! hehe

He's OK in the flesh. Dependent on the circumstances in which you meet him, he's an affable chap. A bit like a bloke you really should despise (think say J Oliver/ C Moyles) but can't quite....

[Mikecg]

If ever there were a group of faces crying out to be stamped on by jackboots Clarkson Kyle and Morgan, who first would be the hardest decision.

[PeckhamRose]

I love Jeremy Clarkson.

I have written elsewhere why. But if you have to despise someone you really are hitting the wrong target with him.

He is harmless. No, seriously.

[HonaloochieB]

Oh, you know what, I started off writing a reasonable point about his tenure at the Daily Mirror and the corruption and incompetence involved, and how it seemed odd that he's gone on to fame and fortune.

But bollocks to all that, if anyone meets him just keep punching him in the face until your arm gets tired.

[Moos]

A truly immoral man.

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> A truly immoral man.

Me, or that immoral bastard Morgan?

[Moos]

*thinks*

[Huguenot]

I had the misfortune of working with Jeremy Clarkson, although thankfully our paths didn't cross daily.

He was a thoroughly unpleasant, selfish, small minded primadonna. I couldn't give him a good twatting, much as he deserves it, because I would feel soiled as a result.

[MrBen]

Piers Morgan dyed his hair when he landed that job with Cowell. C$$t.

[Jah Lush]

Having worked with the utterly vile Piers Moron in the past I can tell you that not only has he a face that you would consistently want to punch but he is an oily, smarmy, vile comtemptible piece of shit. A smug twat who unfortunately is laughing all the way to the bank. Why people choose to continue to employ such a mediocrity is beyond me.

[mockney piers]

'pennies'?

Has devaluation kicked in already?

[SimonM]

I still cherish that edition of HIGNFY where Hislop & Merton gave Morgan such an exquisite going-over. His face was a picture (best kept in the attic)

[RosieH]

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Not feeling terribly eloquent today, but I think that sums it up.

[bigbadwolf]

Or you're missing something from your life, don't be shy Rosie as we've all resorted to the 'manual alternative'. Isn't that right DM.

[HonaloochieB]

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> Not feeling terribly eloquent today, but I think

> that sums it up.

I think you've summed him up perfectly RosieH, the mot juste as our French chums might put it.

And I for one think you are eloquence itself.

[RosieH]

BBW - I cannot tolerate such filth and innuendo. Although actually, perhaps you might be onto something. But even I'd draw the line at Piers Morgan.

HB you lovely thing, I thank you.

[*Bob*]

You see cocks, arseh0les, tw&ts, dicks, wallies, plonkers and knob-ends all the time.

But Piers Morgan.. he's a w&nker.

[????]

I think we could probably put it stronger than that *Bob*

[cupid_stunt]

to mockers: yes the pound has been steadily losing its value for some time, hadn't you heard?

that's not to say ???s isn't worth her weight in gold....

[Sherwick]

Piers? I like him! A finer more upstanding man in the community you'd be hard pressed to find.

[Jah Lush]

cupid_stunt Wrote:

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> that's not to say ???s isn't worth her weight in

> gold....

Ha ha! He was a fella the last time I looked.

[cupid_stunt]

sorry luscious being,

my fingers came over all The Crying Game there... must slap my wrists..