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Mikecg

Mikecg

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PeckhamRose Wrote:

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> Will motorcycle keys do?

> And 12345 good for you. I'm sure you expected the

> daftness.


Come on PR a thread about Swinging, if that isn't an advert for ridicule then what is? Dont get me wrong if it floats your boat then fine but shurley to post an advertisement for this kind of activity on a public forum is absured, maybe I'm wrong but I think in this instance I could be right, 12345 must be having a laugh.

AllforNun

AllforNun

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Dear All,


Please note this group are mostly made up from people ejected the well established and long running Nunhead Luncheon Group. We have a very strict set of rules and have had to eject several members in recent months, mainly for things like faking residency of Nunhead, stamina and hygiene issues, one case of bad teeth, 3 cases of iliberal liberalism, and 2 serious cases of malfunctioning saunas and sub standard hot tubs. Tail and other things between their legs they have fled back to the confines of ED to re-group and attempt to Ride again. Be warned.


AFN

Mikecg

Mikecg

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Xena: Worried prince Wrote:

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> Is it just me or does a name like sophiesofa

> simply put a lovely, relaxing warm inviting image

> of Sophie into your head ?

>

> Possibly not the best moniker to use on a swingers

> discussion, but it has made me smile.


Yeah!

Shes got long jet black hair, 36DD and wears twangers in black and lays on a blood red velvet sofa phwooooaar.

Xena Worried prince

Xena Worried prince

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Mikecg Wrote:

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> Xena: Worried prince Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Is it just me or does a name like sophiesofa

> > simply put a lovely, relaxing warm inviting

> image

> > of Sophie into your head ?

> >

> > Possibly not the best moniker to use on a

> swingers

> > discussion, but it has made me smile.

>

> Yeah!

> Shes got long jet black hair, 36DD and wears

> twangers in black and lays on a blood red velvet

> sofa phwooooaar.



How funny MikeCG


I had a well groomed red head, in red twangers, slender but not thin and a black leather sofa, imaculate red nails and a voice to die for (in the nicest way)


Oh and don't forget the FMB's !!!


But this is pure speculation based on the name alone

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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dulwichmum Wrote:

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> I am sorry, this type of thing is just not for

> everyone. Doesn't 1234 have a special forum he

> could go to and advertise, you know... One for

> like minded perverts.

>

> Shame on you.


Now on receiving this sort of girlish reluctance at a swinger's party, the DJ cunningly tilts the light on the mini mirror ball so it highlights the hesitant one and 'drops' on his 'wheels of steel' the seminal 'If You Don't Wanna F*ck Me F*ck Off' by Wayne County And The Electric Chairs.

It's a spur to the recalcitrant and no mistake.

dulwichmum

dulwichmum

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Oh yes, HoonaloochieB,


SHAME ON YOU!


I know your mother and I expect to see you in confession first thing on Saturday morning, or I shall personally tell her that she needs to scrub your sinful typing fingers with a steel brush and bleech.


This depraved 1234 person should seek like minded debauched individuals via a forum for sexual deviants or perhaps a sleezy notice board at a corrective facility like a prison or in a forensic psychiatric institution, or by tacking a typed notice to a wall up past the toll booth on College Road where the doggers congregate.


We are all in commited relationships here on this clean shiny forum.


Swinging is not for everyone sweetie.

Tony.London Suburbs

Tony.London Suburbs

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lindylou Wrote:

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> YUK. Imagine the implications... pubic lice, some

> sort of venereal disease, my god doersn't bear

> thinking about does it. Come on EDF wipe this

> bas***d out. We are not like that. are we????


Little Stevie Smith has promised to attend with his Harp...interested now Lindy?:)

sophiesofa

sophiesofa

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> > > Is it just me or does a name like sophiesofa

> > > simply put a lovely, relaxing warm inviting

> > image

> > > of Sophie into your head ?

> > >

> > > Possibly not the best moniker to use on a

> > swingers

> > > discussion, but it has made me smile.

> >

> > Yeah!

> > Shes got long jet black hair, 36DD and wears

> > twangers in black and lays on a blood red

> velvet

> > sofa phwooooaar.

>

> How funny MikeCG

>

> I had a well groomed red head, in red twangers,

> slender but not thin and a black leather sofa,

> imaculate red nails and a voice to die for (in the

> nicest way)


Sadly i'm not lying on a red velvet sofa in red twangers whatever they are. I do have 'well groomed' long dark hair though but I don't have 36DD's which i'm quite glad about because i'd have a very sore back. I have pink nails today and i don't think i have a nice voice but i could get one of those microphone thingys that changes your voice to sex it up. I honestly do want a velvet sofa though but not a slutish one, a nice cosy one. Sorry if i ruined all your fantasies. ;-)

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