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HellNoHellYeah Wrote:

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> Of course asking some1 whether they used to be in

> Banararama is not good. If nothing else, it

> implies that they are none too young.


Actually HNHY I would have only applied it to the more mature lady.

And actually only the more mature white lady.

For a black lady I'd go with 'Salt yes, Peppa all very well and good, but you DJ Spinderella were the bomb'.

I see


HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> HellNoHellYeah Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Of course asking some1 whether they used to be

> in

> > Banararama is not good. If nothing else, it

> > implies that they are none too young.

>

> Actually HNHY I would have only applied it to the

> more mature lady.

> And actually only the more mature white lady.

> For a black lady I'd go with 'Salt yes, Peppa all

> very well and good, but you DJ Spinderella were

> the bomb'.

Borough Market bacon roll stall. Today. 9.30am.


" I like you're T shirt where is it from?"


Me: " Walmart in Canada"


"Is that near Bermondsey?"


Me: "No Canada, the country. I got it in the Yukon. For about $5"


" I recommend Asda - I get size age 14/15 yrs teenage boys for a tight fit"


At this point I realised the dude I was chatting to was clearly gay - all I get these days is gay dudes....

Best chat-up I ever received was when I was out on a date with one guy and another guy took a fancy to me and began chatting me up right in front of the guy I was on a date with. This guy even gave me his phone number in front of my date who looked ready to punch someone. I lost the bloke's number. I then learned that the guy had bumped into my date a few weeks later and asked him for my phone number. I ended up dating the guy (the one who poached me).

Mr Ben

My policy is if a gay guy speaks to me is just not to answer.

Best stay away from them, or you could be "Mr Ben dover" before you know it.




I might delete this in the morning - so your chance to laugh or be offended by this post is temporary...

well this one made me smile the other day...i am um middle aged...feeling it a bit right now...but may i say try to look 'hot' sometimes...anyway the other day i did'nt look 'hot' at all and this guy pulled up in his car as i was walking down Fellbrig Rd..and said 'do i have a chance?' to which i asked 'with what?' and he said 'with you darlin...' i'm still smiling now!!..he was somewhat younger than me and i really hope he wasn't taking the p..but hey made me feel good for a while!

HellNoHellYeah Wrote:

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> indiepanda Wrote:

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> > A complement is a complement

>

> is it the same thing as a compliment?


Yawn. Haven't we had the debate on here before about how dull people who think they are witty because they point out misspellings really are? That's an insult by the way... opposite of compliment ;-)

francine Wrote:

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> this guy

> pulled up in his car as i was walking down

> Fellbrig Rd..and said 'do i have a chance?' to

> which i asked 'with what?' and he said 'with you

> darlin...'


I know someone else this happened to and she got in his car (a sporty convertible)and they drove off into the sunset! I may try it myself, though my car's not sporty or a convertible and I'd probably be reported for kerb crawling.

Moos Wrote:

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> Hoping I won't annoy indiepanda with this one, not

> my intention - but I'd say if someone compliments

> you you don't have to sleep with them, but if they

> complement you you should consider it! :)


Lol, good one. Witty comments on misspellings are totally allowed.

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