Pretend Posh People

[HellNoHellYeah]

Lately I've been noticing several extremely loud and extremely fake pretend-posh people. The last one was in a cafe and she was braying and being loud and speaking in a pseudo Sloaney accents but the accents were clearly fake/exaggerated. On one occasion a friend and I had to move to a different table because the braying was so loud (and fake) that it interrupted our conversation. What's that about?? I've encountered these types in Blue Mountain Cafe, Cafe Nero and the Green wine bar.

[*Bob*]

Day trippers from Nunhead, most likely.

[Mikecg]

Theres a lot of it about.

[snorky]

".....Blue Mountain Cafe, Cafe Nero and the Green wine bar."

er....what do you expect when this is where you lurk ?

[Narnia]

How does one recognise a real posh person? I thought donkeys brayed!

[Mikecg]

Real Posh People are in Kensington.

[Mick Mac]

Hang em i say. Hang em high.

[david_carnell]

Argh... I've been outed.

*hangs head, turns up rugby collar and slopes off*

[snorky]

real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad hair and wear shitty clothes but have standards.I have no beef with proper posh people

New improved posh people go to public school, get the T shirt and act the role for the rest of their pitiful days on this planet.I have a large beef with new improved posh people.

[brum]

They could be actors. I saw a crowd of them in Sainsburys recently, making a scene. Look out for hidden cameras........

[Marmora Man]

real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad hair and wear shitty clothes

And they tell themselves they can get away with this because:

In London no-one knows who I am and in the country everyone knows who I am.

Copywrite: P G Wodehouse and Lord Emsworth

[snorky]

Marmora Man Wrote:

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> real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad

> hair and wear shitty clothes

>

> And they tell themselves they can get away with

> this because:

>

> In London no-one knows who I am and in the country

> everyone knows who I am.

>

> Copywrite: P G Wodehouse and Lord Emsworth

is this true ?

[Santerme]

No I drive a brand new Saab

[HonaloochieB]

snorky Wrote:

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> Marmora Man Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad

> > hair and wear shitty clothes

> >

> > And they tell themselves they can get away with

> > this because:

> >

> > In London no-one knows who I am and in the

> country

> > everyone knows who I am.

> >

> > Copywrite: P G Wodehouse and Lord Emsworth

>

> is this true ?

Plum wrote it for Lord Emsworth, Snorky so of course it's true.

[Huggers]

Was it Dulwich Mum interviewing the staff?

[Mikecg]

No Shes gone A*W*O*L

[????]

She's doin a big roof in Stockwell this week

[ratty]

She's actually gone T W I T T E R

[????]

I can't stand that Twitter shite

[Mikecg]

It's a load of ole horse radish......

[david_carnell]

I think you'll find "rhubarb" is the preferred nomenclature.

How very non-u.

[dbboy]

I thought they came from the Village

[matthew123]

But why would anyone pretending to be posh - do it in Cafe Nero?

I suspect it was members of the Royal family carrying out their duties by visiting the peasants of East Dulwich who can't afford a kettle to make a cuppa in their own homes

[woofmarkthedog]

Phoney Sloaneys

Now I am doing a job for a real genuine posh person in old brompton rd.

Each morning goes like this

Me. (Knocks door)

Him. "err hello.....(opens door, stares at ground, mouth open & head sideways ) aghhhhh....hmmm...yes"

Me. "Hello Desmond, Has...X...arrived yet? "

Him. "errr Mmmm yes mmmm sorry, the fridge works...........Err "

Me. "Ok..........i'll crack on then

Him. "Err ..............Yes .....err...please............mmm do you know an electrician only...."

Very quiet really , very british , very posh........Nice really

ERRRR W**F