Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Lately I've been noticing several extremely loud and extremely fake pretend-posh people. The last one was in a cafe and she was braying and being loud and speaking in a pseudo Sloaney accents but the accents were clearly fake/exaggerated. On one occasion a friend and I had to move to a different table because the braying was so loud (and fake) that it interrupted our conversation. What's that about?? I've encountered these types in Blue Mountain Cafe, Cafe Nero and the Green wine bar.
Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/6348-pretend-posh-people/
Share on other sites

real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad hair and wear shitty clothes but have standards.I have no beef with proper posh people


New improved posh people go to public school, get the T shirt and act the role for the rest of their pitiful days on this planet.I have a large beef with new improved posh people.

Marmora Man Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad

> hair and wear shitty clothes

>

> And they tell themselves they can get away with

> this because:

>

> In London no-one knows who I am and in the country

> everyone knows who I am.

>

> Copywrite: P G Wodehouse and Lord Emsworth


is this true ?

snorky Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Marmora Man Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad

> > hair and wear shitty clothes

> >

> > And they tell themselves they can get away with

> > this because:

> >

> > In London no-one knows who I am and in the

> country

> > everyone knows who I am.

> >

> > Copywrite: P G Wodehouse and Lord Emsworth

>

> is this true ?


Plum wrote it for Lord Emsworth, Snorky so of course it's true.

Phoney Sloaneys





Now I am doing a job for a real genuine posh person in old brompton rd.


Each morning goes like this


Me. (Knocks door)


Him. "err hello.....(opens door, stares at ground, mouth open & head sideways ) aghhhhh....hmmm...yes"


Me. "Hello Desmond, Has...X...arrived yet? "


Him. "errr Mmmm yes mmmm sorry, the fridge works...........Err "


Me. "Ok..........i'll crack on then


Him. "Err ..............Yes .....err...please............mmm do you know an electrician only...."



Very quiet really , very british , very posh........Nice really





ERRRR W**F

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Latest Discussions

    • As I said, it was my understanding. I worded it very carefully. I didn't/don't know for sure, so clearly not a fact. And hardly an "opinion", which is something completely different. You have no idea what reason anybody might have had for not voting for him (unless you can point to some opinion poll results which actually asked people?)
    • Also, just to add, the threat to kill someone's dog and try to kick it, is an additional extremely unpleasant layer. I have noticed a lot of the burst water balloons lying around in the park too- that is not great for the environment either.
    • I’m basing it on the fact that Jeremy Corbyn had repeatedly and on record said he is against mandatory vaccinations in any situation, and he wouldn’t disclose wether he had the Covid vaccine himself    as I said. Not as bad as his brother but very definitely a bit weird about the whole thing. Just say you had the vaccination Jeremy, say that everyone should and stop being weird in the middle of a global pandemic    it’s the same slippery evasive nonsense about Brexit and him. About Putin poisonings and him.     if you are happy with his evasiveness then you do you.  But there is a reason the country wouldn’t get behind him 
Home
Events
Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Search
×
    Search In
×
×
  • Create New...