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Lately I've been noticing several extremely loud and extremely fake pretend-posh people. The last one was in a cafe and she was braying and being loud and speaking in a pseudo Sloaney accents but the accents were clearly fake/exaggerated. On one occasion a friend and I had to move to a different table because the braying was so loud (and fake) that it interrupted our conversation. What's that about?? I've encountered these types in Blue Mountain Cafe, Cafe Nero and the Green wine bar.
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real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad hair and wear shitty clothes but have standards.I have no beef with proper posh people


New improved posh people go to public school, get the T shirt and act the role for the rest of their pitiful days on this planet.I have a large beef with new improved posh people.

Marmora Man Wrote:

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> real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad

> hair and wear shitty clothes

>

> And they tell themselves they can get away with

> this because:

>

> In London no-one knows who I am and in the country

> everyone knows who I am.

>

> Copywrite: P G Wodehouse and Lord Emsworth


is this true ?

snorky Wrote:

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> Marmora Man Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad

> > hair and wear shitty clothes

> >

> > And they tell themselves they can get away with

> > this because:

> >

> > In London no-one knows who I am and in the

> country

> > everyone knows who I am.

> >

> > Copywrite: P G Wodehouse and Lord Emsworth

>

> is this true ?


Plum wrote it for Lord Emsworth, Snorky so of course it's true.

Phoney Sloaneys





Now I am doing a job for a real genuine posh person in old brompton rd.


Each morning goes like this


Me. (Knocks door)


Him. "err hello.....(opens door, stares at ground, mouth open & head sideways ) aghhhhh....hmmm...yes"


Me. "Hello Desmond, Has...X...arrived yet? "


Him. "errr Mmmm yes mmmm sorry, the fridge works...........Err "


Me. "Ok..........i'll crack on then


Him. "Err ..............Yes .....err...please............mmm do you know an electrician only...."



Very quiet really , very british , very posh........Nice really





ERRRR W**F

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