Lets create a limerick

[David Mc]

Just put on some lippy

[TillieTrotter]

Make sure that its slippery

[ratty]

and strut down the lane like a goose!

[SteveT]

The Magdala has now changed it's name

[Moos]

Though it's still in the booze-selling game

[citizenED]

Will the place soon be heaving?

[David Mc]

Or will patrons be leaving?

[mightyroar]

Will it be glitzy and hip or just a shame?

[EDOldie]

Lights out at Lehman Bros

[SteveT]

nor candles because of the loss

[mightyroar]

the markets are crashing

[David Mc]

Wide boys' teeth are a-gnashing

[SteveT]

It seems bankers are not worth a toss

[SteveT]

When children are out of control

[David Mc]

Then they're destined for life on the dole

[SteveT]

If the parents took charge

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Instead of giving it large

[SteveT]

gave stick or a poke with a pole

The weather is grey once again

[ratty]

And the dampness is causing me pain

[SteveT]

some sun would be nice

[SteveT]

let's roll the dice

[Mamma Mia]

Hooray! The forecast's "No rain"

[mightyroar]

On your bike do you stop at red lights?

[TillieTrotter]

Or do you think you have God Given rights?

[EDOldie]

To procede without fear