Lets create a limerick

[Nero]

All sell by the dozen

[Asset]

and doesn't appeal to the lowbrow

[mockney piers]

LOL!!

[TillieTrotter]

Thats a hard one to ryme with there Mockers!!

The Glasto posse return........

[Asset]

sadly, without sunburn

[TillieTrotter]

Their tents are all soggy

[mockney piers]

Their clothes smell all boggy

[TillieTrotter]

But they are not showing concern

[SeanMacGabhann]

How often are all 5 lines of a limerick actually factually correct - take a bow people!

[citizenED]

I once confused White Stuff with Primark...

[karter]

how thats possible i just do not know...

[mightyroar]

it was when i was in peckham rye park

[Asset]

clothes from a sweat shop

at ten pence a vest top

But boy have they made their mark

[Keef]

Genius!

[citizenED]

The muse flying again, Asset....

NEXT:

When Asset crossed swords with Louisa

[Keef]

She couldn't help but subtly tease her

[TillieTrotter]

I dont know about subtle...........

[TillieTrotter]

Can end up quite a battle

For Louisa, nothing can please her

[Asset]

There once was an internet troll

[TillieTrotter]

whose comments were exceedingly dull

[Asset]

it comes of a small mind

[Jah Lush]

And this is what you find

[TillieTrotter]

When she was educated in a state Skool>:D<::o:-$:(:)

[Mogs]

which is why she acts such a fool

[georgia]

The East Dulwich Sainsbury's reopened today...