Lets create a limerick

[TillieTrotter]

Lashed out with her bag

[Keef]

before squirting all over her mate! :-$

[TillieTrotter]

Poor ole Chav is never going to be able to live that down. Second time her squirting has been a limerick line!

When the East Dulwich bars all closed down

[mightyroar]

We had to trek right into town

[EDOldie]

On the 176

[Jah Lush]

for our regular fix

[bagpuss78]

all that could be heard was "your round"

[SteveT]

When the forumites met for a curry

[SteveT]

Badminton had caused some to hurry

[Keef]

But they were full up.

[TillieTrotter]

but still managed to sup

[SteveT]

a large bowl in the quays of surrey

[EDOldie]

On the day of Lush's 50th

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

He was feeling his thriftiest

[citizenED]

He said "pass that drink o'er to me-eth"

[EDOldie]

citizenED its the back sack & crack for you me lad!!

Lets start again.

on the day of Lushs 50th

He was feeling his thriftiest

[citizenED]

EDOldie: guilty of crossing only

On the day of Lush-es fif dee-eth

He said "pass that drink o'er to me-eth"

Still, I'll take the BSC if you're offering..

on the day of Lushs 50th

He was feeling his thriftiest

He'll frollick and flirt

[mightyroar]

in his best party shirt

[EDOldie]

If you're lucky you'll attendeth

[EDOldie]

citizenED was innocent

[SteveT]

Of being a little imprudent

[HonaloochieB]

He stayed all very calm

[Moos]

But sadly then bought the farm

[TillieTrotter]

and a lovely brown cow called Millicent

[TillieTrotter]

When house prices fell it was scary