Britain's got talent?

[Jeremy]

silverfox - what a bizarre post, I'm not sure how your conspicracy/big brother paranoia is related to a trashy TV talent show.

I don't know why you're such a fan of Susan Boyle... singers of that ilk really are ten-a-penny.

[HonaloochieB]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> I imagine Diversity - (they missed a trick there..

> should have gone for Divercity.. *does streetwise

> hand motioning*) - backstage after the big win,

> sloping off to the toilets one by one to calculate

> how the prize money divvies-up.. wishing they had

> a few fewer members.

>

> Does Ashley(20) get the same as Mitchell (12)?

> Doesn't seem right. "Yeah but no but.."

It's just that sort of thing that caused it to all go wrong for Blazin' Squad, you know.

It's why Kenzie chucked it in.

[Ann]

Anyone watching ? I thought tonight's show was great. From the non-guitar playing dog and embarrassing horse to the brilliant gymnasts ( this years Diversity equivalent ) and Christopher, the new Susan Boyle.

[ruffers]

I thought the gymnasts were a bit Hitler Youth.

[woofmarkthedog]

ruffers Wrote:

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> I thought the gymnasts were a bit Hitler Youth.

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Rule 7

Sub section 2

Hitler/Nazi comparatives.

Can we lock this thread now as the above rule infringement has occurred

I'll call the cleaning team in later ( they are busy in "what's on..." at the mo )

Jeyes fluid & a blast of "Frish" should sort the pong out

W**F

*bangs docket with paw shaped rubber stamp*

[PeckhamRose]

Back to topic.

So someone auditioned to do some Shakespeare on Britain's Got talent?

[HonaloochieB]

I think the young one is in with a chance of winning.

On the other hand the gay one will be someone to contend with.

Unless the quirky one gets that Barry Manilow song just so.

Mind, the novelty couple look like strong contenders.

So who can say?

Let's all give praise and thanks that Piers and Amanda are on hand to give their talent-weighted opinions.

Some scoffers may say that they are in thrall to SCowll, just because he's the boss of them.

Pah, I say.

Amanda and Piers would never sh!t out to SiCowl.

Piers is a journalist of the greatest possible, and you only have to read Amanda's column in the popular News Of The World giveaway magazine Fabulous to see what she's made of.

Well done in advance to those two.

[HonaloochieB]

And my next trick will be a combination of a water filled Quality Street tin, a tuna and an AK47.

[Brendan]

I had an uncle who died in suspicious circumstances involving those very items.

[Loz]

Well at least it wasn't a satsuma, a bin bag and a length of cord.

[Brendan]

No but his brother did come to a sticky end in mysterious circumstances involving a vacuum cleaner, a packet of jammy dodgers and a Dire Straits LP.

I don?t think that side of the family were ever really cut out for careers in the secret service.

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh....

I mean yeah Millwall in the play off ( an' all that )

But the real TALENT is here..

Corey's "my man" oh yes....

"Primark ?12.00..."

( CLICK ON the Watch on you tube (tu) )

... he really kicks ass & I want him/her to go all the way...

( though where were the "proud parents"...hhhmm....? )

* Tiss...touches finger on ass *

W**F

[daizie]

Im still laughing

[Ladymuck]

Congratulations daizie - your first youtube attachment!

PS: that IS you - isn't it?:))

[daizie]

LOL better looking than me LM

[Ladymuck]

Pah...stop fishing for compliments;-)

[daizie]

I cant stop laughing

[daizie]

oh no philip

[legalbeagle]

Was anyone really watching Phillip just then?

*Pops eyes back into skull*

Phew. I've come over all funny.

[woofmarkthedog]

Legal..

Now, it is the season

* pulls cold shower chain *

But come on Ol' Phillip is rocking, try watching down an old toilet paper tube

( it cuts out the distractions )

As he leans back I swear he mouths....

"Oh fok, me back "

W**F

[Strawbs]

well there we go, [ ] have won it (didnt want to spoil it for those that havent seen it).. thought they were fab, still gutted a3 didnt get in to the final

[Narnia]

Haven't watched it all yet. Hope it the dog and the woman you are writing about. Saying 'they' has spoiled it for anyone who hasn't watched it as it means a single act can't have won it!

[Ladygooner]

Well done to Spellbound - fantastic gymnasts!

[HonaloochieB]

So pleased the opera singing twins won.

When the more ginger of the two threw down his crutches and jumped into his brother's arms, I was likened almost to cry.

That version of Herman's Hermits' No Milk Today was the utmost class.

So let's wish the best of luck to Doubly Red.

[Easties EL]

BBC need to axe strictly come dancing, never going to sustain the publics attention for the whole season. So to that bloke who works at the BBC on this Forum, bring back Noel Edmunds House Party. Watching Brucie and Tess Daley is bs compared to Noel and Mr.Blobby. Bring back the madness and gunge.