The EDF tabloid Journalist headline competition

[blah]

heres a story with a remarkably descriptive header.This obviously isnt good enough.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/5538176/Taliban-fighter-found-with-Aston-Villa-tattoo.html

In the manner of a red top scribe, sex it up a bit

[HonaloochieB]

BRUMMIE B@STARDS BOMB OUR BOYS?

[bigbadwolf]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Alex Ferguson has Man city tatoo on his left buttock!"

[Ted Max]

"Heroes 1: Villans 0"

[HonaloochieB]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> "Heroes 1: Villans 0"

I think we have a winner.

[bigbadwolf]

Yeah, I was about to have a shot at his spelling but then it clicked. Thats very clever Ted, good stuff.

[matthew123]

"Villa Marksman Scores Own-Goal"

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Sex Change Boffin in Mercy Dash to Diana"

[bigbadwolf]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> "Sex Change Boffin in Mercy Dash to Diana"

Jesus wept Michael that was shockingly awful. I'll let you off this time but for Christ's sake man show some more effort in future.

[brum]

As I'm from the 'blue' side of the city I can only say how not surprised I am to read it was a Villa fan! Here's my punt at the headline:

'Drop in Season Ticket sales at Villa Park explained'

[bigbadwolf]

That was O.K Brum but personally I think it could have done with a little bit more work. Go and sit at the back with Michael.

You could have used 'Away game ends in defeat'.

[HonaloochieB]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> "Sex Change Boffin in Mercy Dash to Diana"

MP, I remember reading once that the ultimate 'loid headline would be TEENAGE SEX CHANGE PRIEST IN PALACE MERCY DASH.

[????]

BRUM SCUM WITH VILLA ON HIS BUM

[Mick Mac]

"There's Taliban in the Holt End....! "

[Mick Mac]

Dead Taliban activist found covered in Claret (and blue).

[Mick Mac]

We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.....

TAL - I - BAN

TAL - I - BAN ....AV

[AllforNun]

ED BRUMMIE FOUND WITH VILLA TATTOO, KNACKERED MORAL COMPASS, AND AN ORGANIC MULTI SEED STICK RAMMED UP HIS ARSE !

[Mick Mac]

You are in a bitter mood tonight AFN. What's the matter?

[RosieH]

???? Wrote:

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> BRUM SCUM WITH VILLA ON HIS BUM

hahahahahahahahaha

Rarely do I laugh out loud at the EDF; the most I usually allow is a wry smile. This made me guffaw. Excellent work.