Getting a tan

[gallinello]

And all the girls in the neighborhood

Try to go out with david watts

They try their best but cant succeed

For he is of pure and noble breed

fa-fa-fa-fa, blah, blah, blah, blah!

[cate]

LuLu Too Wrote:

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> For the love of God, Davy, please keep your shirt

> on.

> Why do men do this? A bit of sun and it's moobs

> out.

> It's a major faux pas that blokes make every

> summer.

> In fact, a friend & I were discussing this very

> topic in the park on Saturday - the rather

> unpleasant sight of the unbuff gentlemen of the

> parish going topless - not a good look.

> So, simple rules really - on the beach, in your

> garden and at a push whilst sunbathing in the

> park, it is OK.

> Running with your shirt off is an absolute no no.

> It will not win you a big bottomed babe.

Well said.

[Brendan]

I would say it is slightly more acceptable than running without any trousers on but only slightly.

[*Bob*]

I've seen some naked DIY from the back garden, so I guess anything goes round here.

[bigbadwolf]

Did it yourself eh *Bob*, in the garden as well. What are your neighbours opinion of you having a w@nk in full view.

[bigbadwolf]

A bit wacko if you ask me.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

*Bob* Wrote:

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I've seen some naked DIY from the back garden, so I guess anything goes round here.

I saw some when I visited Jodrell Bank once...

[Brendan]

I can?t help picturing horrendous nail gun injuries.

[sophiesofa]

Post a photo of your torso Davy and we will vote to say if you can run around topless.

In my opinion I think running topless (for men) in the park is fine but not on Lordship Lane. Good luck with your tan, you'll need tiny tiny shorts.

[sophiesofa]

this or this? either are good to look at but for different reasons.

[giggirl]

Aside from the dodgy torso aspect, make sure you put some money aside so that you will be able to afford the chemical peel you will need by the time you are 40 to combat the wrinkles you'll get sunbathing. Did you not get the memo about sun damage? Wrinkles? Cancer?

[KalamityKel]

And that ugly colour you get to man... it just aint right!

[*Bob*]

Life begins at P20 these days.

[Sunlover00]

davy watts, running with top off is a catch 22. if ur fat, then its a horror sight and if ur fit with abs like a cobble street, then ur an arrogant w4nk3r. So just save it, and slap on the fake bake for that all over glow that you desire#

[Nero]

If it is a warm day and you are in good shape, then strip away (but why not tuck the shirt into the back of your shorts, in a Matthew Mcgonahy (sp?) fashion for extra Grazia-points?)

LuluToo thinks you are wanting to go shirt-free to win a lady. Maybe she's got sex on the brain and can't see that you might just want to run more comfortably.

[LuLu Too]

Nero Wrote:

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> If it is a warm day and you are in good shape,

> then strip away (but why not tuck the shirt into

> the back of your shorts, in a Matthew Mcgonahy

> (sp?) fashion for extra Grazia-points?)

> LuluToo thinks you are wanting to go shirt-free to

> win a lady. Maybe she's got sex on the brain and

> can't see that you might just want to run more

> comfortably.

Er.... no, Nero.

Davy Watts is clearly looking for crumpet - ideally a larger bottomed lady... in Sainsburys!

Just look at his previous posts.

[jollybaby]

No no no topless running is not cool. Particularly with a heart rate monitor on - why oh why oh why do they do that. Keep it all covered up please

[Mick Mac]

Isn't this the fault of the Diet Coke advert? Is this why guys think women will go all weak at the knees during elevenses? They will look out the office window, see him run, take their librarian specs off, let their hair down, run out onto the street screaming, take me, I'm yours, runner man.

[LegalEagle-ish]

It all depends on how fit the guy is. I saw some got young black guy come out of the gym last weekend and when he whipped his sweaty tee shirt off, i went weak at the knees. More of that please, but less of the sweaty semi naked fat men, they should keep their tops on!

[daizie]

id make sure you had a decent pair of Gloria's on your feet .