I have only just discovered Dulwichmum!

[KalamityKel]

::o DM How could u speak so to wolf*!

[Mick Mac]

poor wolf. What a tough nut she is to crack. But I fear she protests too much.

[dulwichmum]

Lovely Kalam, I enjoy mild flirtation online as much as the next person, but genuinely, this forum can read like the dialogue of juviniles behind the bike sheds. I genuinely don't like this line of conversation about me. I have a fabulous husband who I adore and this conversation is base and rude.

[Mick Mac]

I guess that's as plain as it can be. Apologies on my part.

[dulwichmum]

Lovely Mick Mack. I do not desserve your apology, I have been suggestive as anyone here, but I will not joke about being unfaithful to my husband. Our family is precious to me, My husband is the love of my life (swoon).

[Maurice]

I feel quite dirty having started this thread. My interest is not remotely romantic, merely an effort to fill the table with charming guests. One means no harm, nor did I, in the least, mean to mock your social climbing. Indeed it is to be respected. I believe we must cultivate our aspirational culture.

I am resigned to the same boring blue rinse brigade who will put on the facade of wealth, but attempt to sneak out bits of my dwindling silver collection.

[KalamityKel]

DM Wolf* means little hard... youth is a terrible thing at times but good for you for putting him in his place. :)-D

[bigbadwolf]

It's not you that should feel dirty Maurice.....it's me. You started this thread with very good intentions but unfortuanatly had the misfortune of having your thread hijacked by the likes of myself. I have no idea what dulwichmum wrote in her edited post but I think I deserved every last word judging by my licentious railroading with regards to casting a cloud of doubt over her offline fidelity. I simply get carried away sometimes but hopefully everyone will see it as that and nothing else.

I'll get back in my box now.

[daizie]

LMFAO!

[Jah Lush]

Oh dear. It appears you've soiled yourself again.