Signs that you should be worried about your drinking

[????]

My name is quids and I'm an alcoholic - Mrs Quids just phoned me to say that 2p (19 months) had just walked past an empty Stella can in Goose Green park stopped, pointed it and repeated excitedly "Daddy, daddy"

[ratty]

Indeed my little lad 22 months can say red and white wine!

[????]

Oh come on Ratty, he should be able to say rose by 22 months

[Moos]

Mrs Quids must have been hooting with laughter... I don't think you're going to be allowed to forget that one for a while!

[HonaloochieB]

Re: Lordship Lane incident

Posted by: thebeard Today, 09:02AM

Figures showing.

?The number of knife deaths in areas targeted by an anti-knife crime scheme has risen?

Marion Fitzgerald, of the University of Kent. Interviewed on BBC news.

GOD HELP US.

She hasn?t got a clue!

When asked what should be done she couldn?t give a straight answer.

WE all know stop and search has NOT increased!

Regardless of the figures.

I am disgusted that these so called Professors like ?Marion Fitzgerald? ?Clueless individuals who have their heads in books rather than being out on the streets? are taking our money and diverting attention away from the things which need to be done short term,

How many parents of dead kids do we have to listen to before the police actually target these knife-carrying kids?

Professor Marion Fitzgerald doesn?t give a damn so long as she gets to appear on the BBC and is paid by US to write her books.

Clueless self-serving dreamer with no idea what of what would work silly silly Professor.

Finger crossed it?ll go away ?? How many stabbing are not being reported.!

But these figure don?t mean a thing until kids realise carrying knives is against the law it?ll never go away.

[mockney piers]

Are you feeling ok HB?

I for one intend to go for straight gin rather than formula for the newborn.

[macroban]

When East Dulwich parents call their children G&Ts.

[JetSetWilly]

wouldn,t worry too much yet quids, its when he asks for the loan of a fiver, you,d want to be concerned.

[SteveT]

HonaloochieB are you....errr wandering on the wrong thread?

Quids suffering from tinnitus?

[????]

I think HB was being too clever by half as in 'mis-posting" is a sign that you're drinking too much

*whsipers aside* (wasted on them HB)

[Keef]

When you're still trying to meet a deadline an hour before the meeting, having had weeks to do the work... And yet you're still posting on the fecking EDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Asset]

or perhaps it is an example of someone who has drunk too much before posting, i.e. thebeard.

I think a sign for me is that when we pass Oddbins youngest always wants to go in.

[HonaloochieB]

That was the general idea Asset.

I think it's window shopping in Threshers.

[KalamityKel]

macroban Wrote:

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> When East Dulwich parents call their children

> G&Ts.

Ginny & Ton ? ;-)

[mockney piers]

Genius Kel. Here's hoping for twins now!!

Sorry HB, hadn't spotted the beard incident, sorry I ever doubted you ;)