"It's Wolf, Bigbadwolf."

[bigbadwolf]

We've all sorts of threads ranging to the dizzy heights of football and thanks to Daizie, felatio. We haven't, so far, discussed the mysterious matters of Bond, and what it is to be Bond. Apart from the awesome special effects and a full stable awe inspiring skirt, why hasn't there been serious and well presented debate on the matters of Bond.

Favourite title.

Favourite bitch.

Favourite Villain.

Favourite drink.

Best soundtrack for me has to be Tina Turner's Goldeneye.

[????]

Sean Connery, end of.

And after Moore I couldn't really gives a ratsarse

Tina Turner as theme tune!!! Be ashamed.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Ursula Undress emerging from The Sea.

End of...

[Mick Mac]

Bit of a slow thread - will be lucky to get to 7 posts. 00.

[LegalEagle-ish]

I am not much of a Bond fan, but I vaguely remember two women who did somersaults and killed men with their thighs. They are definitely my kind of bitches!

[????]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> I am not much of a Bond fan, but I vaguely

> remember two women who did somersaults and killed

> men with their thighs. They are definitely my

> kind of bitches!

Bamby and Thumper, Diamonds are Forever

[LegalEagle-ish]

Yeh, that's them.

[Kells]

Live and Let Die ...GnR. Never seen a Bond film though.

[????]

er......GnR? PM&W shuuurely?

[Kells]

OK, I've just looked it up on YouTube. Anything, so long as it's not Scouting for Girls. Sorry, I stand corrected.....

[bignumber5]

???? Wrote:

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> er......GnR? PM&W shuuurely?

Originally, yes - but the GnR cover is fantastic.

I'm very much a Bond person, although I though the last one was bloody awful.

Title - the English translation of the Bond family motto (Orbis Non Suficit): The World is Not Enough...

Bitch - Fiona Volpe

Villain - too hard to choose... the cartoon supervillany of the early ones, or Renard the doomed henchman?

Drink - As much as the vintage champers must be a fun tipple, surely it's not a Bond without a vodka martini?

...and I'll add to the categories for consideration

Favourite Vehicle?

Favourite Gadget?

Favourite cheesy line?

[woofmarkthedog]

Brooke Bond.

Though I prefer coffee.................stirred not shaken !

W**F

[????]

Oh come on...for me it's Diamonds are for Ever

Sean Connery

The two gay assassins

Bambi/Thumper

Shirley Bassey

[HonaloochieB]

Rosa Klebb hottest villain, Goldfinger most villainy villain, Goldfinger best theme tune, the best drink is the red wine with fish out of From Russia With Love.

[HonaloochieB]

Best hench people, Oddjob, Jaws and Baron Samedi.

Best gadget, the gold Aston Martin.

Campest item, Roger Moore's safari suit in Live And Let Die.

Crappest villain, Elliot Carver in Tomorrow Can't Come Bloody Quick Enough.

[Ted Max]

The films? Fleming doesn't deserve the films.

"Bond walked with naked feet across the cool Island sand, noting how easily it yielded to the sole of a white foot. The sweet, feral smell of negress sweat was still ripe on the collar of his Savile Row linen shirt. The maid had not submitted easily, used as she was to the bloated tourists and businessmen that usually stayed at the hotel. But she'd never met a white man like Bond before and now she came to him in the night, gibbering in patois in response to his firm corrective touch. "Sorry, dear," Bond had murmured as he snapped her glistening neck... wanketywankcoughsplutterpullpullohIsay..etcetc..."

[bigbadwolf]

Sean Connery was, by far, the best Bond. He also had the hairiest chest of all the 007's.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/PeraSyte603/SeanConnery.png

Then, for some reason, this happened.

http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/uploaded_images/SeanConnery-775481.jpg

The mind boggles.

[Keef]

Never been a big fan, but did like the white car that turned in to a submarine. Was Honour Blackman one of Bambi and Thumper?

[bigbadwolf]

No Keef. Honour Blackman played Bond's buxom pilot Pussy Galore in Goldfinger.

Everyone knows that!

[Keef]

Of course. Silly me. Have to agree with TLS about that white bikini, and with BN5 about GNR's far superior version of Live and let die.

[HonaloochieB]

Following on from TM, one of the books describes Bond having sex with a subordinate which he enjoyed all the more because it had the 'tang of rape' about it.

I don't think Fleming was the nicest of men.

[bigbadwolf]

I'm sure his mother loved him Hona.

We would've got on just swell.

[HonaloochieB]

JUST SWELL????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

BBW don't take this amiss, but are you hopped up on goofballs?

[daizie]

lmfao

[bigbadwolf]

No HonaloochieB, I'm not and never have been strung out on Barbiturates.

He has though...

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