PeckhamRose Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 This should be not in the Lounge but the Local Business and trades section?Good luck with your new additional profession Ma'am! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Tried markers: apart from tasting awful, they kept getting licked off.When I did reverie inductions I gave subjects an audio tape, and later, a DVD of their sessions.Assuming you are serious about these lessons, have you thought about providing a DVD? (Did I mention I've got a good digicam with long zoom and close up lenses?)We could make a killing selling copies on the web, too! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240767 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 I could start off by doing an agony aunt type thing on here - look I already fixed Hal's problem with my simple logic. Come on guys and gals, fire away with your questions of a sexual nature, all tips and hints on here will be free of charge! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 For starters, no woman wants a man without a clue . Being unfortunate , I attract these, all talk, little action type of men... ahem . So, to make the best of a bad job, I have told and shown previous partners 'what to do' sexually . This can have two outcomes . a) premature ejac b) still manage to miss the spot . What is a girl to do ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 HAL9000 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Quality assured - I've just taken on an assistant> with 30 odd years experience as a black-pudding> tester.HAL9000, I still can't believe this...you are BAD.;-)::o:)):)B):-$(!)...still pissing myself though Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Attention: Black Pudding Inspector - please report for duty.A couple of prospective partners for daizie have PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness meter and bendy gauge and go test them out. Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the merchandise! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 HAL9000 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Attention: Black Pudding Inspector - please report> for duty.> > A couple of prospective partners for daizie have> PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness> meter and bendy gauge and go test them out.> Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the> merchandise!Hang on a minute! I've only experience of the ONE...and that's MORE than I can cope with at my age! Oh dearie me...(wipes brow with back of hand)...I think I need another lie down...Oh goodness, gone and pissed myself (laughing) AGAIN...now where did I put those incontinence pads... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 Dazie - I totally agree. I'm a hard task master with my own lovers and expect them to know what to do when I tell them, but some women are in relationships with men they love, but the sex is not really great. I want to help those kinds of people to understand how to make their sex life more fullfilling. I imagine they may be a bit more patient with their men than either you or I would be, because their relationship is based on more than sex (unlike my own past relationships)! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240801 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Legal, I think it's a fantastic and entirely admirable goal. I firmly believe that everyone should be having marvellous guilt-free sex.I really don't want to rain on your parade, but I do have a couple of questions. You touched on something in your last post, about relationships - sometimes problems in sex can be not simply about the mechanics of knowing where everything is (especially given that everyone is different and enjoys different things), but within relationships, or even an individual's deep-seated personal issues. Do you think you'd be able to handle those? Also not sure what the going rate is for a qualified therapist, but ?100 / hour does seem a bit steep...As I say, I really don't want to be negative - I think it's a glorious vocation. Have you considered getting involved with British Association for Sexual and Relationship Therapy ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 HAL9000 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Tried markers: apart from tasting awful, they kept> getting licked off.> > When I did reverie inductions I gave subjects an> audio tape, and later, a DVD of their sessions.> > Assuming you are serious about these lessons, have> you thought about providing a DVD? (Did I mention> I've got a good digicam with long zoom and close> up lenses?)> > We could make a killing selling copies on the web,> too!-----------------------------------------------------------HalWith an automatic wind screen wiper or an underwater housing ?W**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240819 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 HAL9000 Wrote:------------------------------------------------------> A couple of prospective partners for daizie have> PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness> meter and bendy gauge and go test them out.> Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the> merchandise!Hold your horses HAL!! You have'nt even given me the once over yet . You really should take this on board ...LONELY HEARS ADS What they really mean ADVERTUROUS = Slut ATHLETIC = No Tits 30 SOMETHING = 41 FUN = Annoying WILD = Gets pissed easily BEUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a F***ing nutter NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny HEADSTRONG = Argumentative ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic CURVY = Fat B'stard CUDDLY = Fat B'stard LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat B'stard LIKE NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat B'stard, its only a joke x Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240842 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/arguing_couple.jpghttp://www.trusters.com/picts/employee_on_phone_small.jpghttp://www.oliverwillis.com/breakingnews/img/img/lisaann-sarahpalin4.jpghttp://www.businesstravellogue.com/files/2007/09/do-not-disturb.bmphttp://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/21sexmoves.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240864 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 These 3 ladies have an interesting take on bedroom proceedings.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEw3NmHbdM4 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-240875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Too Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Is this why Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska?I didn't know she moonlighted as a Sex Therapist - that is her in the blue jacket? Isn't it?? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 LuLu Too Wrote:------------------------------------------------------- that is her in the blue jacket? Isn't it??Sort of. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241060 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monica Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 LegalEagle-ish Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Dazie - I totally agree. > > I'm a hard task master with my own lovers and> expect them to know what to do when I tell them,> but some women are in relationships with men they> love, but the sex is not really great. > > I want to help those kinds of people to understand> how to make their sex life more fullfilling. I> imagine they may be a bit more patient with their> men than either you or I would be, because their> relationship is based on more than sex (unlike my> own past relationships)!Darling legal-eagle-ishNot necessarily true about sex not that great in a loving relationship. I have been married 11 years this August and we are still as rampant as we were in the first years. Work at it thats my theory. My Hubs plays my body like a violin.>:D<Squirty orgasms are so passe, girl on girl does it for me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 EEEEwwwwwwwghhhW**F*Fiddle while Rome burns.......* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monica Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 mmm Clearly woofmarkthedog is not into girl on girl action. You havent lived if you havent done it, you know what I meanB) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Are you coming to the next drinks Monica? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monica Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Why do you ask Mickmac::o Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I just thought I'd ask before someone else did. I'm sure they'll be queing up to chat to you Monica. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monica Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Lol oh come on Mick mac everyone has had a bit of girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about it now, been there bought the carpet and munched on it.>:D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 You're scaring me Monica. I knew I should have stayed clear of this thread. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monica Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Lol Oh Mick Mac dont be scared. Tell you what introduce me to your sexy mate Gary from the tv and I will gladly share my sordid girly titbits with you;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 You mean this guy?GazzaEdited as suddenly realised you might know him (so of course he is a good guy). But I have not seen him since university and only knew him for a year. Seems to be doing very well. He was a very positive person. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7670-sex-therapist-available-in-se22-post-removed/page/2/#findComment-241126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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