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HAL9000

HAL9000

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Tried markers: apart from tasting awful, they kept getting licked off.


When I did reverie inductions I gave subjects an audio tape, and later, a DVD of their sessions.


Assuming you are serious about these lessons, have you thought about providing a DVD? (Did I mention I've got a good digicam with long zoom and close up lenses?)


We could make a killing selling copies on the web, too!

LegalEagle-ish

LegalEagle-ish

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I could start off by doing an agony aunt type thing on here - look I already fixed Hal's problem with my simple logic. Come on guys and gals, fire away with your questions of a sexual nature, all tips and hints on here will be free of charge!
daizie

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For starters, no woman wants a man without a clue . Being unfortunate , I attract these, all talk, little action type of men... ahem . So, to make the best of a bad job, I have told and shown previous partners 'what to do' sexually . This can have two outcomes . a) premature ejac b) still manage to miss the spot . What is a girl to do ?
Ladymuck

Ladymuck

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HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Quality assured - I've just taken on an assistant

> with 30 odd years experience as a black-pudding

> tester.



HAL9000, I still can't believe this...you are BAD.;-)::o:)):)B):-$(!)...still pissing myself though

HAL9000

HAL9000

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Attention: Black Pudding Inspector - please report for duty.


A couple of prospective partners for daizie have PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness meter and bendy gauge and go test them out. Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the merchandise!

Ladymuck

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HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Attention: Black Pudding Inspector - please report

> for duty.

>

> A couple of prospective partners for daizie have

> PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness

> meter and bendy gauge and go test them out.

> Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the

> merchandise!



Hang on a minute! I've only experience of the ONE...and that's MORE than I can cope with at my age! Oh dearie me...(wipes brow with back of hand)...I think I need another lie down...


Oh goodness, gone and pissed myself (laughing) AGAIN...now where did I put those incontinence pads...

LegalEagle-ish

LegalEagle-ish

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Dazie - I totally agree.


I'm a hard task master with my own lovers and expect them to know what to do when I tell them, but some women are in relationships with men they love, but the sex is not really great.


I want to help those kinds of people to understand how to make their sex life more fullfilling. I imagine they may be a bit more patient with their men than either you or I would be, because their relationship is based on more than sex (unlike my own past relationships)!

RosieH

RosieH

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Legal, I think it's a fantastic and entirely admirable goal. I firmly believe that everyone should be having marvellous guilt-free sex.


I really don't want to rain on your parade, but I do have a couple of questions. You touched on something in your last post, about relationships - sometimes problems in sex can be not simply about the mechanics of knowing where everything is (especially given that everyone is different and enjoys different things), but within relationships, or even an individual's deep-seated personal issues. Do you think you'd be able to handle those? Also not sure what the going rate is for a qualified therapist, but ?100 / hour does seem a bit steep...


As I say, I really don't want to be negative - I think it's a glorious vocation. Have you considered getting involved with British Association for Sexual and Relationship Therapy ?

woofmarkthedog

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HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Tried markers: apart from tasting awful, they kept

> getting licked off.

>

> When I did reverie inductions I gave subjects an

> audio tape, and later, a DVD of their sessions.

>

> Assuming you are serious about these lessons, have

> you thought about providing a DVD? (Did I mention

> I've got a good digicam with long zoom and close

> up lenses?)

>

> We could make a killing selling copies on the web,

> too!

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Hal


With an automatic wind screen wiper or an underwater housing ?



W**F

daizie

daizie

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HAL9000 Wrote:

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> A couple of prospective partners for daizie have

> PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness

> meter and bendy gauge and go test them out.

> Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the

> merchandise!


Hold your horses HAL!! You have'nt even given me the once over yet . You really should take this on board ...


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monica

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LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> Dazie - I totally agree.

>

> I'm a hard task master with my own lovers and

> expect them to know what to do when I tell them,

> but some women are in relationships with men they

> love, but the sex is not really great.

>

> I want to help those kinds of people to understand

> how to make their sex life more fullfilling. I

> imagine they may be a bit more patient with their

> men than either you or I would be, because their

> relationship is based on more than sex (unlike my

> own past relationships)!



Darling legal-eagle-ish

Not necessarily true about sex not that great in a loving relationship. I have been married 11 years this August and we are still as rampant as we were in the first years. Work at it thats my theory. My Hubs plays my body like a violin.>:D<

Squirty orgasms are so passe, girl on girl does it for me.

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