Sex Therapist Available in SE22 (post removed)

[PeckhamRose]

This should be not in the Lounge but the Local Business and trades section?

Good luck with your new additional profession Ma'am!

[HAL9000]

Tried markers: apart from tasting awful, they kept getting licked off.

When I did reverie inductions I gave subjects an audio tape, and later, a DVD of their sessions.

Assuming you are serious about these lessons, have you thought about providing a DVD? (Did I mention I've got a good digicam with long zoom and close up lenses?)

We could make a killing selling copies on the web, too!

[LegalEagle-ish]

I could start off by doing an agony aunt type thing on here - look I already fixed Hal's problem with my simple logic. Come on guys and gals, fire away with your questions of a sexual nature, all tips and hints on here will be free of charge!

[daizie]

For starters, no woman wants a man without a clue . Being unfortunate , I attract these, all talk, little action type of men... ahem . So, to make the best of a bad job, I have told and shown previous partners 'what to do' sexually . This can have two outcomes . a) premature ejac b) still manage to miss the spot . What is a girl to do ?

[Ladymuck]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Quality assured - I've just taken on an assistant

> with 30 odd years experience as a black-pudding

> tester.

HAL9000, I still can't believe this...you are BAD.;-)::o:)):)B):-$(!)...still pissing myself though

[HAL9000]

Attention: Black Pudding Inspector - please report for duty.

A couple of prospective partners for daizie have PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness meter and bendy gauge and go test them out. Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the merchandise!

[Ladymuck]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Attention: Black Pudding Inspector - please report

> for duty.

>

> A couple of prospective partners for daizie have

> PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness

> meter and bendy gauge and go test them out.

> Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the

> merchandise!

Hang on a minute! I've only experience of the ONE...and that's MORE than I can cope with at my age! Oh dearie me...(wipes brow with back of hand)...I think I need another lie down...

Oh goodness, gone and pissed myself (laughing) AGAIN...now where did I put those incontinence pads...

[LegalEagle-ish]

Dazie - I totally agree.

I'm a hard task master with my own lovers and expect them to know what to do when I tell them, but some women are in relationships with men they love, but the sex is not really great.

I want to help those kinds of people to understand how to make their sex life more fullfilling. I imagine they may be a bit more patient with their men than either you or I would be, because their relationship is based on more than sex (unlike my own past relationships)!

[RosieH]

Legal, I think it's a fantastic and entirely admirable goal. I firmly believe that everyone should be having marvellous guilt-free sex.

I really don't want to rain on your parade, but I do have a couple of questions. You touched on something in your last post, about relationships - sometimes problems in sex can be not simply about the mechanics of knowing where everything is (especially given that everyone is different and enjoys different things), but within relationships, or even an individual's deep-seated personal issues. Do you think you'd be able to handle those? Also not sure what the going rate is for a qualified therapist, but ?100 / hour does seem a bit steep...

As I say, I really don't want to be negative - I think it's a glorious vocation. Have you considered getting involved with British Association for Sexual and Relationship Therapy ?

[woofmarkthedog]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Tried markers: apart from tasting awful, they kept

> getting licked off.

>

> When I did reverie inductions I gave subjects an

> audio tape, and later, a DVD of their sessions.

>

> Assuming you are serious about these lessons, have

> you thought about providing a DVD? (Did I mention

> I've got a good digicam with long zoom and close

> up lenses?)

>

> We could make a killing selling copies on the web,

> too!

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Hal

With an automatic wind screen wiper or an underwater housing ?

W**F

[daizie]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> A couple of prospective partners for daizie have

> PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness

> meter and bendy gauge and go test them out.

> Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the

> merchandise!

Hold your horses HAL!! You have'nt even given me the once over yet . You really should take this on board ...

LONELY HEARS ADS What they really mean ADVERTUROUS = Slut ATHLETIC = No Tits 30 SOMETHING = 41 FUN = Annoying WILD = Gets pissed easily BEUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a F***ing nutter NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny HEADSTRONG = Argumentative ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic CURVY = Fat B'stard CUDDLY = Fat B'stard LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat B'stard LIKE NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat B'stard, its only a joke x

[bigbadwolf]

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/arguing_couple.jpg

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[bigbadwolf]

These 3 ladies have an interesting take on bedroom proceedings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEw3NmHbdM4

[LuLu Too]

Is this why Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska?

I didn't know she moonlighted as a Sex Therapist - that is her in the blue jacket? Isn't it??

[bigbadwolf]

LuLu Too Wrote:

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that is her in the blue jacket? Isn't it??

Sort of.

[monica]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> Dazie - I totally agree.

>

> I'm a hard task master with my own lovers and

> expect them to know what to do when I tell them,

> but some women are in relationships with men they

> love, but the sex is not really great.

>

> I want to help those kinds of people to understand

> how to make their sex life more fullfilling. I

> imagine they may be a bit more patient with their

> men than either you or I would be, because their

> relationship is based on more than sex (unlike my

> own past relationships)!

Darling legal-eagle-ish

Not necessarily true about sex not that great in a loving relationship. I have been married 11 years this August and we are still as rampant as we were in the first years. Work at it thats my theory. My Hubs plays my body like a violin.>:D<

Squirty orgasms are so passe, girl on girl does it for me.

[woofmarkthedog]

EEEEwwwwwwwghhh

W**F

*Fiddle while Rome burns.......*

[monica]

mmm Clearly woofmarkthedog is not into girl on girl action. You havent lived if you havent done it, you know what I meanB)

[Mick Mac]

Are you coming to the next drinks Monica?

[monica]

Why do you ask Mickmac::o

[Mick Mac]

I just thought I'd ask before someone else did. I'm sure they'll be queing up to chat to you Monica.

[monica]

Lol oh come on Mick mac everyone has had a bit of girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about it now, been there bought the carpet and munched on it.>:D

[Mick Mac]

You're scaring me Monica. I knew I should have stayed clear of this thread.

[monica]

Lol Oh Mick Mac dont be scared. Tell you what introduce me to your sexy mate Gary from the tv and I will gladly share my sordid girly titbits with you;-)

[Mick Mac]

You mean this guy?

Gazza

Edited as suddenly realised you might know him (so of course he is a good guy). But I have not seen him since university and only knew him for a year. Seems to be doing very well. He was a very positive person.