Here be dragons

[mockney piers]

What's going on the last few days? Are the old ones unfurling deep down in the cthonic nether regions of our collective unconcious, are there slake moths flying in the night air disturbing our sleep, making us dream evil dreams?

Is there a frazzled texture to the ether, the dying gasps of an unsatifactory summer, or has everyone just got an irritable hangover?

What's with everyone, I don't think I've ever seen the place so narky, churlish or downright 'orrible.

Cheer up people, it might never happen.

As my missus would say with one of her trademark infectious grins, happy thoughts people, come on, positive energy!!

[Jah Lush]

Yeah! Where's the love maaaaan?

[RosieH]

I'm crutchety.

But that's because I'm working in the seventh circle of hell, and the hideous office I'm working in has a million trip hazards for someone on crutches.

But tonight I will cheer up at Lucky Sevens and play an Ellie Greenwich tune and raise a pint or two in loving memory.

[Brendan]

I?ve been in a right mood the last 2 days.

I suspect it?s because everyone?s a cunt.

[RosieH]

You're right Brendan. Everyone is a fucking cunt.

[Brendan]

Think I actually just need a drink. May just go down for lucky 7s tonight too.

[Fear 'n boozin]

fuck off and go to wales if you want dragons.

[Brendan]

Just got back from Wales and contrary to common belief (and google maps) there weren?t any dragons. Lots of sheep and a horse but no dragons.

I was hopeful one day when I bought a dragon sausage inna bun but the man said it was actually made out of pig.

[Keef]

Lucky 7s, Lucky b@stards more like. I long to go out for a beer.

[RosieH]

Didn't Ivor the Engine kill off the last dragon?

Mmmm, pints of goodness...

[Jeremy]

Bastards.

[Jeremy]

Just wanted to see if that would be bleeped out... that's all.

[bigbadwolf]

I binged on poorly cooked spicy samosa's a few days after a smoke. I felt a bit poorly this morning but after I dropped a dreadnought into the bog of such sea going proportions that gave back a bit of return fire (splashback), I had such a stinging ring piece it felt just like a Dragon's nostril.

I suppose that could go towards explaining my disagreeable temprement of late.

[Fear 'n boozin]

I find this always helps:

 

[Brendan]

Bastards.

[Keef]

Bastard shit Bastard shit Bastard shit. Heh heh heh

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

So Roy Wood's gone to Spain? I guess that's what you call a Move.

[????]

That was a wizard joke PGC

[MrBen]

And this

[LuLu Too]

MrBen Wrote:

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> And this always helps me.

OMG - that was my adolescence! Swingball, deelyboppers, lace fingerless gloves. Hilarious.

[RosieH]

Our Lips Are Sealed in Urdu and crutch dancing - the dragons are slain

[Brendan]

What's crotch dancing?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

It's from Northern Europe. Requires a Pole.

[Brendan]

Like a bathroom suite from Ikea?

[????]

On a seious note....all forums were "so muvh better 2 years ago"...see Rules of the Internet 117