Trapped in lift with a 'Celebrity' Chef?

[Muley]

No mention of wotsisname, y'know, cooked fish a lot and had a dog called Chalky. I genuinely can't recall his name.

[bigbadwolf]

"Anyone got any other pics of men with moustaches?"

I'll do it for you Ted. I'm used to the flak.

http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/adolf-hitler.jpg

[Ted Max]

Cheers Wolf. (sets watch till someone tells us he was a veggie)

Muley, you mean Rick Stein, of course. I'd like to pour impotent scorn on him from behind my sweaty keyboard, but he seems a decent sort of chap. That Chalky was a right bellend, thoughbut.

[Muley]

That's the fella. Always seems truly enthusiastic about the food, rather than bolstering his own celebrity. You're right about that little git Chalky though- probably took his name from a Jim Davidson 'joke'...

"There is a vegetarian option- they can f*ck off!"

[woofmarkthedog]

giggirl Wrote:

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> I would like to be stuck in a lift with George

> Clooney. I'm sure he must cook some time so he

> qualifies.

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Yeah, he does a mean pork sword.

W**F

[HonaloochieB]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> Early on in the recent wave of TV chefdom - say

> early to mid 1990s? - there was a grumpy bloke

> called Kevin who never seemed to grasp that you

> had to at least pretend to be likeable, and to

> like other people. He had a programme called

> "Can't Coook, Woern't Coook" in which his

> exasperation with the bovine contestants was

> outshone only by the naked flame of his ambition.

>

> I'm sure he had some early gigs on Ready Steady

> Cook, as well, probably in a dream duo of

> grumpiness with the enormous, yet strangely

> preening, Brian Turner. No doubt Fern had him

> shipped off to some cruise ship to cook paella for

> the rest of his life for retired policemen from

> Braintree.

>

TM I did for a short time genuinely think that Kev and Brian were the same person. I put their differing sizes down to somewhat dodgy eyesight and perhaps doing more vodka at the time than even John Torode does these days.

What innocent drunk telly watching days, they were. Absolutly over now of course.

[bigbadwolf]

"What innocent drunk telly watching days, they were. Absolutly over now of course."

No they're not Hooch. I think that today's T.V is far better whilst shit faced. The porn has got better though. Can't watch porn when you're drunk.

[SeanMacGabhann]

There's another 17 posts left in this yet... come on!

[????]

Keep your beadies off it

[Mick Mac]

nigella lawson. That must count for 2 posts towards your target quids.

[red devil]

7 sexiest female chefs in the world...100

[bigbadwolf]

Well done RD but is Padme Lakshmi really a chef even though she's really fit.

Aside from that. How could we forget possibly the most annoying chef of all time and lore. Remember when channel 5 was launched and we had to put up with the one and only Nancy Lam.

http://www.nancylam.com/nancy/images/c5.jpg

I rest my case.

[red devil]

Probably not Wolfie, but I'm sure she could rustle up a couple of vol-au-vents...

[Jah Lush]

Frankly, I don't care if Padma Lakshmi isn't a chef or not. She can butter my bagette anytime she wants.

[daizie]

with those teeth she'd be able to fit in 3 at once ;-)

[Jah Lush]

What on earth possessed Padma Lakshmi to marry multi-millionaire author Salman Rushdie?

[bigbadwolf]

I never thought it was fair either Jah.

[daizie]

personality of course

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Gordon Ramsey lost it on Breakfast this morning with Bill Turnball.

He asked him if he "still does any cooking" ( given his media career)...:))

[daizie]

Wish id seen that. Does any one like Gordon Ramsey ?

[bigbadwolf]

No. He looks like a scrunched up old leather sofa, with an attitude problem. Hopefully, one day, on his American kitchen nightmare someone will have enough of him and shoot him in the knee cap.

[monica]

What about Hugh whatsit from River Cottage, why did you not include him, hes the most decent one and very adorable;-)

[*Bob*]

Monica,

I'm building-up a profile of your dream man.

Building design - Kevin McLeod ('dishy')

Cooking - Hugh F-W ('adorable')

Who will be next..?

[*Bob*]

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[*Bob*]

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