Strictly Come Dancing

[????]

He's got that catholic - woman as saviour shite going on in his head too..are you a left footer BBW?

[annaj]

BBW, no they're not. No more than you deserve anyway.

No booze at all here, I'm a rubbish honourary dad, just me fighting overwhelming boredom and the urge to eat everything in the fridge (which admittedly is only two fish cakes, three slightly soft carrots, a yogurt and half a tub of soft cheese).

Very sad really.

[????]

Your fridge isn't the fridge of a dad Anna...well not the one he dreams of anyway.

Beer

Chocolate

Primula cheese

Absolut Vodka in the freezer compartment

and champagne just in case the grandparents take the kids away for the weekend

[Mick Mac]

Send the man to the shops Anna, to get you something nice.

Left Footer

Have always been curious of this

kick:

To say that someone kicks with the left foot is a humorous way of saying that the person is a Catholic.

Someone described as kicking with the wrong foot professes a different religion from that of the speaker. This phrase is used especially by Protestants of Catholics and vice versa. Scottish members of non-Christian religions have yet to be heard employing this expression.

The terms allude to the belief in the North of Ireland that Catholic farm workers use their left foot to push the spade when digging, and Protestants the right.

[annaj]

Ah, well, you see that's the problem MickMac, MrJ is away.

[bigbadwolf]

When the cats are away, the Wolves will play.

[daizie]

Oh no, not that effing programme again! I cant stand it . Although I do like Brucie .

[Keef]

What programme? Still drinking here. Can hear the Mrs dealing with the child through the monitor. I am aiming for so useless that she won't want my help.

[????]

I'm on early shift so just on my last Stella

[bigbadwolf]

Which also means that Quids bed pan is ready. Nighty night grandad.

[Keef]

"Quids" should have had an "'" on the end, pinhead ;-) Yeah, I'm stoned.

[woofmarkthedog]

Ok so who needs tucking in ?

W**F

[Keef]

Yep I must have been stoned, obviously couldn't spell apostrophe at the time.

[Asset]

and Keef, it should have been between the d and the s, not on the end.

[Asset]

I love Strictly BTW and will be glued for the next 14 weeks, with a small bottle of some cheap french lager from Sainsbury's

[indiepanda]

i can't believe I forgot to record it last night. Thank goodness for iplayer!

[Asset]

I do think that the term 'celebrity' is being used a little loosely for the people taking part. Fun to watch nevertheless.

[Keef]

Asset, as Quids ends in an s anyway, I'd put the apostrophe on the end. That's how I was learnt anyway.

[red devil]

This thread is hilarious, might have to stay in next Friday, won't be watching SCD though...

[Asset]

ah yes, then shouldn't it be quids's? always a tricky one with an s on the end, I think there are two schools of thought maybe.

[????]

Tt can be both, I think, but the s' always looks tidier than s's IMO

[Keef]

I agree. There is a big department store in Liverpool called Lewis's, and the last s Ajwawp bugged me. Think either is acceptable though. Either way, BBW was still wrong ;-)

[bigbadwolf]

Are you lot going to gang up on me all day?

[Asset]

but if we do it phonetically it is say, Lewis's or St Thomas's

what's Ajwawp by the way Keef?

[Keef]

For some reason when I write always on my phone, it comes out as Ajwawp.