It is with great regret...

[The fake Administrator]

It is with great regret that I am selling this forum.

I just don't have the time anymore or the balls.

[giggirl]

Oh shame - especially as you only actually registered yourself on the forum a few minutes ago. Bored already are you?

[*Bob*]

It's tough at the top.

I offer ?2 - if you throw in a mouse mat.

[Mick Mac]

Are you THE administrator, The Admin. We prefer just Admin.

[Nigee]

?2.00 come on, that's a bit cheap, it's worth at least a fiver.

[candj]

Can you tell me if it's okay to defrost frozen chicken in hot water?

[Nigee]

On a serious note, who would buy this site? I can't see it really has any value.

Just a place to exchange views and waste time, when you have nothing else better to do.

So i can't blame the guy for wanting out.

[dulwichmum]

The truth is a lemon meringue...

[Nigee]

The truth is a lemon meringue??

[*Bob*]

Anyway, this should be in the 'for sale' section, strictly speaking.

[daizie]

not again.. da da da da da da da dadadadada

[Administrator]

We seem to have someone who likes to post daft messages on the forum under different user names at the moment. If you see something out-of-the-ordinarily stupid please report it.

[daizie]

Ok will do

[flapjackdavey]

candj Wrote:

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> Can you tell me if it's okay to defrost frozen

> chicken in hot water?

probably not .... neither is scraping your knees with a cheesegrater

[Nigee]

Dulwich Mum what do you mean the truth is Lemon Meringue?

That was a weird thing to post.

[bigbadwolf]

"It is with great regret that I am selling this forum.

I just don't have the time anymore or the balls."

F_ck off Mikecg. You doss c_nt.

[HonaloochieB]

Nigee Wrote:

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> The truth is a lemon meringue??

It is wrote 'Blessed are the pastry chefs, for they shall ensure there is no spot of grease in the bowl before beating the egg whites. They shall create the lemon meringue in perfection, but the Lord will keepeth an eye on them so that the sin of being flash does not enter their hearts. The pastry chefs will be as ants that toil with an arse-full of formic acid and will take the ant's humility when they serveth the meringue to their richers and betters. Deeply humile shall they be.

The punters upon receiving the meringue, will sniff of it's fine fragrance and compliment its presentation.

Then turn to the idlers, tax collectors and fornicators, with whom they feel their chances are half and bare heedless of the meringue (truth, still with me?) they break the crust, toy with it, dip their middle finger in the sauce and thoughtfully take suck of it.

But cosumeth any round the table of the entire truth? Sorry, meringue. I say unto thee, nay not even one in ten.

It fair maketh one spit, doeth it not?

And the moral is, when Jesus spent forty days and forty nights in the dessert, this is what he was getting at'

Edited to remove a spurious 'any'. I blameth being distracted by the idlers and tax collectors.

Not perhaps as some might think, the fornicators, I've always found them to be kindness itself.

[????]

Administrator Wrote:

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> We seem to have someone who likes to post daft

> messages on the forum under different user names

> at the moment. If you see something

> out-of-the-ordinarily stupid please report it.

That could take all day...we've work to do

[Brendan]

I seem to have lost my muse and can only communicate effectively thought the medium of imbedded images at the moment.

http://cakedelivery.com.au/images/lemon%20meringue.jpg

[Muley]

Brendan Wrote:

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> I seem to have lost my muse and can only

> communicate effectively thought the medium of

> imbedded images at the moment.

She's around here somewhere (but tends to sulk if you spell her name wrong!)

[Brendan]

Actually of the nine muses, under which one?s remit would lemon meringue fall?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

That would be Saccharoalbuminide, Brendan.

[Moos]

We are not amooosed.

[Brendan]

You are not a moose?

[Muley]

Moos, I offer you my most profound apologies. And your eight sisters too.

Beware of falling lemon meringue...