bigbadwolf Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Seeing as I've been causing just a tiny bit of discontent in the Irish quarter by branding them as:Bogmen.Tinkers.Micks.Thicko.Spudmuncher.ItinerantsCowboys.Etc...I just thought it would be fair if any of the tin...er, Irish would like to share some of their slurs that they use to describe their former colonial masters. All contributions will be treated as light hearted and me and the administrators will be working in a joint effort to curb any unpleasantness or if we think that the thread is getting out of hand or bringing down the tone of the forum.If you're from the commonwealth then please feel free to add your contribution.U.K passport holders of English extraction are not allowed to contribute unless I say so.Please begin. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Doss-C*nt. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Great thread so far. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Being of a rather mixed heritage I prefer to steer clear of cultural slurs as I normally end up referring to myself as much as anyone else. For you however BBW I will make an exception. I did once hear my Boer grandfather referring to the English as target practice. Whereas my Irish uncle would merely refer to them as bastards. Both of these however pale compared to the avalanche of various names for the Irish, Afrikaners, Blacks, Indians and anyone else different from themselves I learnt from the English side of my family. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Fact is BBW (and thank you for giving us the platform) we actually like the English mostly. You of course are an exception but you'd expect that anyway.Apart from football yobs, tattoos, expecting foreigners to understand you speaking English in their country, and having very little interest in anything beyond your own shores, you (not YOU) are decent folk. Good sense of humour, if not quite as developed as ours, fair minded,and prepared to put up with eejets like us, as you percieve us! So I won't say a bad thing about you lot. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 P.S. I didn't much like the Black and Tans, I forget to mention. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Meh, I have no issues with slagging off the English as even though I?m a "foreigner" (according to some of them) I?m as English as they are anyway so I?m only insulting myself. Which I suppose is an advantage of coming from a mixed family. You get to pick and choose your allegiances as it suits you. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid Casual Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 What on earth prompted any sane minded person to post a thread like this in 2009?....bigbadwolf Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Seeing as I've been causing just a tiny bit of> discontent in the Irish quarter by branding them> as:> > Bogmen.> Tinkers.> Micks.> Thicko.> Spudmuncher.> Itinerants> Cowboys.> Etc...> > I just thought it would be fair if any of the> tin...er, Irish would like to share some of their> slurs that they use to describe their former> colonial masters. All contributions will be> treated as light hearted and me and the> administrators will be working in a joint effort> to curb any unpleasantness or if we think that the> thread is getting out of hand or bringing down the> tone of the forum.> > If you're from the commonwealth then please feel> free to add your contribution.> > U.K passport holders of English extraction are not> allowed to contribute unless I say so.> > Please begin. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Peat-arsed lamb shuntersClunge worriersTink-eyed fraggersSmeg bakersJizz-haired marsh-clagsToenail eatersClinkered snarf-houndsKnob spongers All common currency where I grew up. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I forgot "Horn-backed grebe stranglers" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Where are you from? Mordor? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Damn you Brendan I was just about to write that!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Typical comment I'd expect from a flange limbed poptart like you, Brendan. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 "Fact is BBW (and thank you for giving us the platform) we actually like the English mostly. You of course are an exception but you'd expect that anyway.Apart from football yobs, tattoos, expecting foreigners to understand you speaking English in their country, and having very little interest in anything beyond your own shores, you (not YOU) are decent folk. Good sense of humour, if not quite as developed as ours, fair minded,and prepared to put up with eejets like us, as you percieve us! So I won't say a bad thing about you lot."I value your contribution more than you can imagine Declan. I'm treating this as Penance.Keep it coming. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Oh and just in case anyone want's to slag the Jocks (Ted), be my guest. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251709 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ted Max Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Peat-arsed lamb shunters> Clunge worriers> Tink-eyed fraggers> Smeg bakers> Jizz-haired marsh-clags> Toenail eaters> Clinkered snarf-hounds> Knob spongers > > All common currency where I grew up.Fine work from the Max there. I was believing every word, till I tripped over "Jizz-haired marsh-clags", realised I'd skipped "Smeg bakers" and came down to Earth* with a bump. *To be specific, this blessed Eden. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetSetWilly Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 fuckin cunts Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Brendan wrote:- Where are you from? Mordor?Made me laugh Brendan, it was spot on, 'flowery prose Ted' sounded just like Tolkein. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I don't think any amount of penance will save you BBW. However you may not burn in hell as the common concept might have you believe, more like spending an eternity with people you've abused all your life. Welcome to Ireland BBW! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 My idea of hell Declan is an eternal st Paddy's day where everyone is drinking except me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Is it a year late or is it too early? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Drunken Bakers. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Honkies. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Meffers. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Noncing Cuthberts. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8131-aka/#findComment-251734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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