Toilet Habits

[Narnia]

Regarding the properties of the liquid, I have heard of people drinking it and/or using it to get rid of athletes foot by peeing on their feet in the shower. Any truth that it has medicinal value?

[*Bob*]

sophiesofa Wrote:

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> I wouldn't open your mouth when standing next to a

> urinal daizie

What do you mean.. 'when'?

[jimmy two times]

In one episode of the Sopranos Paulie Walnuts explains why he always washes his hands after tieing his shoelaces. He said that the floors in men's toilets are covered in piss so subsequently and loose laces would be coated in it. I think it's a great point.

[Narnia]

Seems that those bar munchies they sometimes leave lying about are likely to have all sorts of pee on them. Some guys don't even wash their hands after a slash! I don't know about the girls.

[Jeremy]

Delcan - not sure about athletes foot, but Vitali Klitschko reckons piss reduces the swelling on his hands...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/7670158.stm

[woofmarkthedog]

Declan Wrote:

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> Seems that those bar munchies they sometimes leave

> lying about are likely to have all sorts of pee on

> them. Some guys don't even wash their hands after

> a slash! I don't know about the girls.

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The ones that don't just "stamp their feet" after

Euwww

Dirty gellls mummy

W**F

[fractionater]

And here's another dillema... you are desperate for a #2, and I'm sure we've all been in this situation before (although I can't speak for the ladies here), there is only one cubicle available (the others are being used). You go into the empty cubicle and recoil in horror at the stench the previous #2'er has left...I'm talking heavy, sulphurous, acrid, lingering stuff, that makes it impossible to breathe! (think a big session night before consisting of warm ales, curry, more warm ales, topped off with a kebab - I think you get the picture).

So, you're desperate... do you go for it and hold breath for as long as possible and face the embarrasment of the next person thinking it was you that did the deed, or wait for one of the other cubicles...BTW there is newspaper rustling in the other cubicles so it could be a long wait!

[DirtyBox]

That depends on whether you are touching cloth or not. Plus who's to say when the other cubicle comes free it doesn't smell as bad? Just get in there and remember to breathe through your nose otherwise you will be tasting it too...

[daizie]

the best way is to block your nose and breathe through the mouth then you cant smell anything

[skidmarks]

God knows what has just happened in the bogs here at work. Out of the 3 cubicles; 1 has had the toilet seat broken off and by the looks of it someone?s arse has exploded, the door is hanging off the middle one and the third the handle is missing but someone has left a present for us to appreciate and others have added to it to form a stinking, fermenting concoction.

Working from home sounds so appealing right now. Is everybody else in the world just disgusting or something?