Favourite quotes

[flapjackdavey]

what are yours folks ? any favourite one-liners ?

here's one to get us all into the swing of things , come along now , don't shilly-shally .

"If I had all the money I'd spent on drink , I'd spend it on drink ! " - Viv Stanshall ( RIP )

[Sue]

"Woof Woof". Spotty

[Narnia]

Splishidy splash,why is water always so wet? - Noddy

[Muley]

"ARSE"

Father Jack

[SteveT]

I'll go to the foot of our stairs.

[HAL9000]

"Oh, shit! This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch." - Eightball, Full Metal Jacket.

[Sue]

Eh?

[flapjackdavey]

" listen you might learn sumfing ! " - Alf Garnett

[Santerme]

He who lives by the sword, gets shot by someone who doesn't

[Jah Lush]

"Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx.

[RosieH]

"Know thyself?" If I knew myself, I'd run away.

Goethe

[????]

What's the point in not drinking if this is as good as you're going to feel all day - Sinatra

[Santerme]

Jihad is too hard! I don't want to do Jihad anymore!

Unknown Taleban, Upper Sangin Valley

[matthew123]

"My family are all in the marines and a commander never leaves his troops." Martin Jol, ex-Spurs boss, after coming back from 4-1 down to draw 4-4

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

You can lose lots of money chasing women, but you will NEVER lose women chasing money. ..

[Santerme]

"I firmly believe that we should not march into Baghdad. To occupy Iraq would instantly shatter our coalition, turning the whole Arab world against us and make a broken tyrant into a latter-day Arab hero. Assigning young soldiers to a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning them to fight in what would be an unwinnable urban guerrilla war."

George Bush Snr, A World Transformed, 1998

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

The game of life is not much in holding a good hand, as in playing a poor hand well....

[Santerme]

Which reminded me

"Sex is like playing Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen

[legalbeagle]

Happy wife, happy life.

Anon

[legalbeagle]

A father is best defined as: "a man with a photograph in his wallet where his money used to be".

Also Anon.

[KidKruger]

"A gentleman always uses the correct terminology" Confucius

"If my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine" Bob Dylan

[SimonM]

"It's all this cold-hearted focking that is death and idiocy" - D.H. lawrence

[ianr]

"It's an ill worm that has no turning." - Vanessa & Virginia Stephen

[Santerme]

It has served us well, this myth of Christ.

Pope Leo X

[Roll Deep]

Your account is ?XXXX in credit

Barclays cashpoint, Lordship lane.