Valentines Day When You're Single

[katie1997]

yup...thats the perfect gift for Valentine's RD...

*remembers when Homer bought Madge a 'personalized' bowling ball with the letter H*

[Ladymuck]

???? Wrote:

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> ...romance isn't dead

*curled up laughing*

So funny ????

*still laughing*

[jaybee82]

Madge?? Sounds like someones been watching a bit too much Neighbours circa 1989...

[monica]

LM what are you doing on Valentines??

[SteveT]

She's digging the alotment, for some light relief.

[Ladymuck]

SteveT Wrote:

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> She's digging the alotment, for some light relief.

*collapses laughing*

actually you are not far wrong!!! When one has been married as long as I have...V-day is just another day. Having said that, I may well be going out on the piss in the evening with Monica, hubby and some others and anyone else who wants to tag along for a laugh!

Oh SteveT...how I have missed your cheekiness of late...relieved to see you remain on good form though. x

[katie1997]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Madge?? Sounds like someones been watching a bit

> too much Neighbours circa 1989...

LOL ....you're right!! Pesky keyboard, I did mean Marge...Doh :))

[RosieH]

Well if it's any consolation giggirl I won't be single on Valentine's Day for the first time in years (well, not unless something goes horribly wrong between now and Sunday).

However my latest paramour doesn't believe in cards and chocolates, so I'll probably end up watching Antiques Roadshow on my own...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

S'alright, Rosie, diamonds are a perfectly acceptable alternative. You will be able to point him in the direction of Cartier's finest 1930s settings

[Michael Palaeologus]

Oy! Rosie "I used to be single but I aint no more" H - go and find your own loved up thread. This is for those of us who are single and gloomy.

I may well also have a horrible tooth ache if Kings dont do the business tomorrow AND I discovered that one of my "I'm a single young woman and enjoying it" colleagues has been secretly loved up for the past 18 months. Splitter.

I may just open my veins. Briefly.

Alternatively, where are we meeting for this drink? I will need some anaesthetic in a number of ways.

[Ladymuck]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> I may just open my veins. Briefly.

Then be a dear and jump in my pond so as to give my leeches a good feeding.

[monica]

Palmerston Michael, if you wanna join us,

[Roll Deep]

I'm not sure leeches are used to spicy blood, Ladymuck.

[Ladymuck]

Roll Deep Wrote:

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> I'm not sure leeches are used to spicy blood,

> Ladymuck.

Oh yes they are...every time I clean out the pond, up they pop to have a suck...eeeeewwwwww-yuck

*shivers*

[Michael Palaeologus]

It could be worse - your loved one could by you the Morrisons meal deal for Valentines day - nasty soup, nasty pasta, nasty pudding, nasty wine - all for ?8. That should do you.

[monica]

If anyone wants to join us, we have a table booked at the Palmerston for 8pm, table by the fire place. x

[brum]

RosieH Wrote:

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> However my latest paramour doesn't believe in

> cards and chocolates, so I'll probably end up

> watching Antiques Roadshow on my own...

Well, you never know, he may just surprise you, Rosie...!

[monica]

Hi all going to have cancel Palmerston, really sorry. Hopefully you all have a nice Valentines.xx

[david_carnell]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> It could be worse - your loved one could by you

> the Morrisons meal deal for Valentines day - nasty

> soup, nasty pasta, nasty pudding, nasty wine - all

> for ?8. That should do you.

Huh? But it seemed like such good value. What with that and the Danny Dyer box-set I've bought for "'er indoors" I thought I'd be a shoe-in.

It costs ?15 at Waitrose for the same combo....do you think that would do the trick? Money talks, right?

[saintsabrina]

My friends and I plan to celebrate our singledom with a valentines day night of cheesiness - heart-shaped cakes, cheese fondue, celine dion on repeat, excessive wine. All that rubbish. Who says we can't be cheesy too? Go out and have a blast with your friends! Embrace it! :))http://www.postalgold.info/

[brum]

...and who knows, you might pull! ;-)

[giggirl]

Sabrina - Celine Dion on repeat? Is there an S&M Club in ED that don't know about?

[karter]

monica Wrote:

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> Hi all going to have cancel Palmerston, really

> sorry. Hopefully you all have a nice Valentines.xx

Waddup now?

[bloonoo]

Ther's a traffic light party at the Adventure bar lol.... anyong going?!

[Andystar]

I'll prob spend it crying into my pillo all day, then maybe watching Diagnosis Murder