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Alternatively, just arrive on the elected day wearing a T-shirt that says "bring back hanging" and try to get your fellow jurors to sign a petition.

Child abuse - Ireland's Catholic shame That is the title of this thread and I think people need reminding of that. If it can't stay on topic then admin should lock the thread.

Try organising your paperclips.

Dr Fr 'n bzn, tk w d Px

Well that's my bloody Christmas ruined then.

Is that you PGC or an early appearance from Father Christmas? Oh no please don't laugh. I really like my coat. I shall wear it to Cafe Nero after the UPS man has been and see if I can spot any admiring glances.

I've been avoiding this thread because I thought it was about ornithology or some such rot (the toenail clipping thread was bad enough). But I'm at home waiting for the UPS man and so the barrel must be scraped. I've just bought a coat that is ever so slightly a bit pointy on the shoulders. It wouldn't take anyone's eye out or anything, but it's erring on the pointy side. I adore it but now I'm afraid that people might laugh at me openly on the bus. I don't have a "defiant look" in my repertoire. I love it. It's Westwood.

J'adore Stephen Fry. He's a national treasure and very very lovely. I can't believe that someone in my very own postcode has something bad to say about him. Take it back.

Macarena and Agadoo to you with knobs on

It's OK Moos, she hasn't seen us yet. Let's just back up to the door and she won't know we're here and she'll never guess that we don't know how to spell Soljanitskin and everything will be OK and ..... oh fuck

Oh dear Lord what's going on here? I feel like Sigourney Weaver in Alien walking into Big Momma's nest. I'm backing away slowly, very slowly.

Moos - did you google Solzenitzen or did you actually know how to spell it off the top of your head?

No, by a lovely Hungarian lady with a nice fast technique. It's all in the wrist, apparently. And she doesn't seem to mind when you cuss and swear, which is a bonus. She's heard it all before. Does Mrs Miyagi have a salon? I would give her a go?

The little girl is adorable. Never seen Gavin & Stacy. I saw the video with Tom Jones though and I liked Rob Brydon and the welsh girl in that.

What's it called?

I think I've seen that programme with the kids at my friend's house. If it's the same one then it's got a little girl with the face of an angel who goes on a bit and I have no idea how they get her to do that but she's really sweet and very funny. So, contrary to my earlier post, I guess some TV is worth having.

I haven't had a telly for years so I have no clue. I don't get the appeal of MOST telly programmes. My friend spotted the big chap from G&S at a gig recently and explained to me in a loud voice (within his earshot) who he was. Robbie Williams gig at the Roundhouse. I'm not a fan, but I was there anyway, as was the big chap from Gavin & Stacy. He's rather jolly, which I know is a cliche, but he was.

I've never found anyone who does a decent arch in London. I wasn't impressed by Shivatta but I got an assistant and I swear I came out of Harrods looking permanently surprised. There's a lady in NYC who gives me movie star brows (no, not Lassie) but I don't get to her often, obviously.

No Hooch, that's the Hollywood

I have no clue what the Miami is and I can't think what other possible variation there could be of "Wax On, Wax Off" than Brazil v Hollywood

I prefer Famous Blue Raincoat but we're on the wrong thread for this!

I'm too scared to ask.

Oh yes - the hair removal thread will a real treat. Waxing v Shaving. Brazilian v Hollywood. I can barely contain myself.

I cannot believe this thread actually has legs - that people are seriously posting on it! Get a grip. BTW, my toenail clippings fetch up on a little black towel at the Glamorous Nails joint on the parade by the station. Are you happy now I?ve divulged that snippet?

Are you flirting with me Declan?