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He retires to Worthing.

Well, to be fair, they had to do something to sell it. From the pictures, it looks like someone has inhabited a garage. Soulless. http://www.woosterstock.co.uk/details/9815.html

Looking at Google streetview, I'd guess that when they built (the rather newer) 118-124 they were wider than the original buildings (like 116) and 126 ceased to be as otherwise they'd have to renumber the entire street. Was this a doodlebug site?

Gang activity.

Cloud seeding above Birmingham... how the hell would you ever know it worked? Like it doesn't rain much there normally.

I personally go for chip fat, Spooks style.

meister Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please look again at Atticus's entry. He hasn't even mentioned the sex of the assailants. Black > is the first descriptive word he has used to describe them. So why did you say that "Surely if anyone saw anything three males attacking a female would be sufficient", then? Sounds like you made a pretty big assumption. Tut, tut.

meister Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I agree this is terrible. However, is it really necessary to note their enthnicity. Surely if > anyone saw anything three males attacking a female would be sufficient to prompt any witnesses to > come forward. Is there any need to note their gender, then? Surely 'three people' would suffice? I mean, we wouldn't want to be sexist, meister...

Huguenot is moving back to ED. He's bought the house next door to New Nexus.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > red devil Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I've yet to find a blade that doesn't chaff my > > scrotum... > > > Try Nair > > (not Veet) Surely 'Nads' hair removal cream? Makes me laugh every time I see it.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But then again if he eats courgette pasta on a Saturday night, he probably doesn't want to go back. ;-) Nobody told him it's a vegetable.

I'm a prefect? Cool. Tuck your shirt in, NN. Straighten your tie, NN. Tie your shoelaces, NN. Look the last one up on YouTube if, as seems the case, you don't know how.

5. There is such a thing as 'the best estate agent' to use. Let's face it, they'd all flog their grandmother for tuppence-ha'penny if they could find a buyer.

I'm still waiting for: "Say, do you have any psychological problems?". NN is ELIZA and I claim my ?5.

Hollywood? Corrupted? Tell me ain't so!

El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ok ok. > 2) Use lion poo, through some sort of trans-continental-atavistic-fear mechanism, foxes > will avoid your garden. Tsk. Lion poo scares off cats. Foxes dislike human urine. Especially if you get them right in the eye.

The French in Paris: 1 The French outside Paris: 9 Edited-To-Keep-Hugo-Happy

"Say, do you have any psychological problems?"

That's a bit harsh on Colleen.

Children are a lifestyle choice. I'm not sure anyone should get too upset about something that is patently true.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We should be marching every munter over the age of > 18 to the ballot box at forcing them to put a > cross in at least one box - or soil their ballot. Ew. Wouldn't want to be counting votes that day.

Bob Crow and the RMT: 1 (assuming the meter stops there. Else -99) Camilla: 8 (the lady is just class in her dignified silence) Ken: 7 (glad he lost the election, but do have a soft spot for him) Ed Miliband: Meh. High on the Don't-Care-O-Meter. I mean, I'm not sure he actually exists. The Guardian: 3 or 7, depending on what day it is and what stupid/smart opinion they have posted today. Judge Judy: 9 Microsoft: 7 (when I am using Word) Microsoft: 2 (when I am using Excel 2007)

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ED Parents - concerned that your child has never been stalked by one of the notorious, local clowns?? Well now you can hire one to do the job... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/evil-clown-birthday-surprise-dominic-deville_n_1499369.html

Or the one in a hundred, even.