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Greece will crash out early. And now, back to the football.

When I heard this thread was talking about some bird's arse, this wasn't what I expected.

Women should be encouraged to go bare chested if the pass the pencil test. Or the elbow test.

You obviously weren't specific enough when you asked for a Queen lookalike. You seem to have got Roger Taylor in a dress. Perhaps they thought you were covering 'I Want To Break Free'. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/I_Want_To_Break_Free.jpg

Agreed. It's their torch, they paid for it. If I had one and someone offered me ?5k for it (which seems to be the bidding prices) then I'd hand it over in a jiffy.

Jenjeroo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yeah get a falconer to come fly his birds around your garden one afternoon. it works for pigeons. With any luck it may work for cats as well. Leave the wildlife alone.

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There is no word in the English language (that I > can think of) that rhymes with 'Orange'. It's a proper noun, but there is a school near Mitcham called Gorringe Park.

Magpies in Australia on the other hand are vicious barstewards at around nesting time. Sneaky, too. Will fly a big circle and attack the back of your head.

Saffron Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm hoping someone will adapt the kangaroo digestive model to farty husbands. Are you saying you never succumb to the odd trouser burp, Saffron? She who smelt it...

The upcoming South Africa A vs South Africa B should be quite a good series.

Looks like the Miss World competition has rather gone downhill of late. The runner-up is even worse.

Rats can't vomit.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll buy that. Where does it leave Australealanders? Hangin' with the Saffers.

Undisputedtruth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd hazard a guess that what you know is not worth knowing, Bob. Was it one of those strange EDF jokes I remember from a while ago, or do I recall *Bob* actually works in the advertising industry?

Hmmm, a bit thin-skinned on this on stevie_son. You wouldn't happen to have a connection with either W&S or the house vendor, would you?

Really? That must be one hell of an ugly house in real life.

A bit like bananas then. All bananas in shops come from clones of the one plant.

Not unless she's a handy No 6.

D'Oliveira (1966) Greig (1972) Lamb (1982) Greig (1982) Smith (1983) Radford (1986) Smith (1988) Strauss (2004) Pietersen (2005) Prior (2007) Trott (2009)

Slight tangent, but relevant to the the thread title, did you know that the average penis size of an Englishman is approximately twice than that of an American?

Gidget Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You must have been popular with your hopeful buyers. Why would you do that? Probably explained by a quote from the film Capricorn One... Robert Caulfield: I'd like to hire your plane. Albain: That'll be a hundred dollars. [...] Robert Caulfield: Okay, one hundred. Albain: One hundred and twenty five. Robert Caulfield: What? Albain: Because you said yes to a hundred too quick, which means you can afford a hundred and twenty five.

Shorty - an awesome and engrossing piece of writing. Many thanks for that. Fascinating stuff.

Of course it could be that 126 was actually built and is the real-life site of 12 Grimmauld Place in the Harry Potter books. A few carefully chosen words and a wave of a stick and it might just reappear. That's something to fool your kids with.

But I love the Puccini lays down a tune. And Verdi's always creeping from my room...

Sod the cyclists. My money is on pedestrians. Lots and lots of pedestrians. That would make me laugh.