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Funny how we say Kosher. I wonder if Rowan is right if in 10 years time we'll be saying 'halal' Telegraph journo? Back on thread you'd expect s/he to carry an NUJ card. If they didn't flash that first or when asked I'd be a bit suspicious. 10 years ago ED wouldn't feature in the Telegraph unless there was a feature on Sauf London villains in the colour supplement.

You buy it I'll run it.

Jah I can lend you series 2. PM me and I'll drop it round.

The Police Station ('onest guv)

LEZ = Low Emission Zone

I dunno. the Chelsea Fencing Club seems to win almost everything going!

Have you not noticed how much quieter and pollution free London is since the introduction of the LEZ? Surely that will offset the increase in air traffic.

And then you realised you wanted to be a life long devotee of Chelsea FC and spend everyday polishing trophies and boots. I wish I could go back in time and spar with Muhammed Ali and put him on the canvas before he knocked me out. Edited for spelling.

Sounds quite plausible. Is it directly between you and the transmitter? Perhaps there's a huge blind spot behind the estate.

BARA I leave close to that junction and have had no problems. Sounds like it's a connection problem as it seems unlikely a transmission would disrupt both analogue and digital signals. Is your aerial sited outside the roof and pointed towards Crystal Palace? Did you receive a decent picture before you changed TV?

"If you've never seen an Elephant ski, then you've never been on acid." Eddie Izzard

I think the list needs to include reception, kitchen diner and library.

>:D

But then you grow so fat that your house has to be demolished around you so that you can be hoisted by crane onto a flat bed truck and taken to an abattoir for slaughter. I wish Peckham Rye could be developed into a massive rollercoaster park

Middle Class: Reducing greenhouse gas emissions Working Class: External combustion of human gas emissions

But then you wake up one morning with no legs and spend the rest of your life crawling on the ground. I wish religion was outlawed everywhere.

But then you see yourself living north of the river in Islington, driving a Porsche Cayenne and dining out regularly in Hoxton Sq and decide to top yourself. I wish I could earn a living doing all the things I'm passionate about.

Had they been invented by a women they'd be tactile squishy speed bumps that would smother and bog you down, thus reducing your speed rather than hurling you into orbit ;-)

It's not difficult to get a licence if the premises were previously used to dispense alcohol. It's more down to showing how you plan to run the bar and minimise any effect on residents and antisocial behaviour. There are regs on the use of outside (how much you spill out onto the pavement) which varies by location, but the overriding factor is noise irritation to residents.

Definitely.

People who throw stones . . . well anyway, I suppose if we're reading and posting here then we're in the ED minority and statistically abnormal.

Perhaps the owner never got the message? One of the main reasons for these businesses either succeeding or failing is quality of staff. It's difficult to find and keep good people which means as an owner you're often having to do stuff yourself instead of delegating and counting the takings.

And then you discovered that everything around you was staged and you'd been the star of a global reality program since birth. I wish Miss World was back on TV.

Instead of a lounge we need a naughty step room!! Come on guys. Why does it have to deteriorate to this level?

Thanks Brendan, but it's not big enough and I'm still waiting for the price to drop on the CPT! It is a nice location though and it's a shame the Drum is closing down. Anyone know why? Was it poor profitability or other reasons? I used to own a 50% share in a profitable restaurant/bar and sometimes I'm tempted to do it all over again from scratch. That is until I shudder at the memories of just how life consuming the F&B business can be if you to be successful AND profitable. Not really compatible with a wife and kids.