HELP - Mother's birthday tomorrow and I've only just remembered. Where is the nearest late collection please - I've just tried Royal Mail website to no avail. Don't worry - I panicked and sent a telegram instead. Expensive bloody mistake but it is her 70th.
This was obviously a subliminal dream about Clint Eastwood. The country roads and old lady represent your desire to settle down on a ranch with him and have little girls of your own. What it says about you and men in SS uniforms I couldn't possibly say on a public forum.
Tush people, simmer down. Everyone knows it is the one day of the year in which we are allowed - nay encouraged - to beard dragons in their den. Now, who's brave enough to go for DM in the Quiet Room?
I say no to Annaj! She would pounce on the liars and dodgy ones too quickly and spoil my fun. I would let people like the mad curry poster run and run.
Folds Moos' hands across chest and reaches for the glycerine drops. Ponders the conundrum that MP on another thread sold furniture to make way for heirlooms. Is he a mighty rajah in mufti?