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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Stop your tickling Jock - Harry Lauder
  2. HELP - Mother's birthday tomorrow and I've only just remembered. Where is the nearest late collection please - I've just tried Royal Mail website to no avail. Don't worry - I panicked and sent a telegram instead. Expensive bloody mistake but it is her 70th.
  3. These were all terribly bright children http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Kids_votd1957.jpg
  4. I think it safe to say that Annaj is just flabby-minded.
  5. This was obviously a subliminal dream about Clint Eastwood. The country roads and old lady represent your desire to settle down on a ranch with him and have little girls of your own. What it says about you and men in SS uniforms I couldn't possibly say on a public forum.
  6. That was profound Brendan - truly moved me. More poignant than Azul's point.
  7. Golly Kel, I thought you were Chav Mark II for a moment!
  8. There are normally three lines of dancers, Brendan, so more of a haiku really.
  9. Is that love? - Squeeze
  10. Can we have semaphore on the Green, please? http://web.ukonline.co.uk/conker/conkers-and-ghosts/morris-dance.jpg
  11. Well today's as good as any for some of this:
  12. Oh dear Michael, do you think a public forum the right place to share your Peyronies Disease?
  13. Happy beardday Azul.
  14. Tush people, simmer down. Everyone knows it is the one day of the year in which we are allowed - nay encouraged - to beard dragons in their den. Now, who's brave enough to go for DM in the Quiet Room?
  15. I say no to Annaj! She would pounce on the liars and dodgy ones too quickly and spoil my fun. I would let people like the mad curry poster run and run.
  16. Folds Moos' hands across chest and reaches for the glycerine drops. Ponders the conundrum that MP on another thread sold furniture to make way for heirlooms. Is he a mighty rajah in mufti?
  17. That's reassuring to know my orifices can still be plugged in the normal way.
  18. Moos, I sincerely hope you are not about to die. Asks Tony Curtis to peel a fig for me.
  19. How are you fixed for kebab shops over there?
  20. That's from when Jadis had too much iced vodka.
  21. tee hee.
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