Peckhamgatecrasher

I think hooters in Lordship Lane should be more effectively employed. I love making pedestrians jump.

And 'Caribbean' grates when pronounced by a yank. And 'oregano'! And herb!!

A carpet shop is opening there soon but that doesn't sound the right sort of name.

To sort out the London salt of the earth types ask them to pronounce Millwall and jewellery.

Ted Max - a man into cricket and correct pronunciation. When shall we wed? Brendan, you probably don't notice that South Africans seem to actually pronounce it as Pi -uh- t'sen.

So who will be the first to do a Tony Greig?

"Schedule" with a hard c annoys me.

I seem to recall from another thread that the recommended action is to ram a stick up the anus. Not pleasant, but better than a mauled child.

Louisiana It was a website mentioned on a bbc radio show. I typed the url correctly (several times) and each time it reverted to the rant site upon pressing return. Can't remember what the url was now.

I bought mine on Ebay.

michelin

To gasp a quick snout

Idiot question. I seem to have downloaded it but can't open it. When I do find it, it just lists all the components in the download. I just want to play!

Thanks - see you in a few hours.

Azul's your man then.

WE DON'T CARE!

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Does anyone recall a computer game that was around about 15 years ago: it consisted of one flying a paper plane into different rooms and picking up paperclips for ammunition. Each room had challenges - sometimes it would be completely dark and one had to find the light switch first, etc. I can't remember what it was called but I do remember wasting many happy hours on it. I'd love to find it again.

Thanks Bagpuss. See you next week hopefully.

I have a Skoda Felicia estate which seats three in the back. The boot is enormous. Seriously dents one's street cred though!

The most distressing result of this forum is that I no longer hoik a coat over me jimjams and dawdle up L.Lane. I might bump into someone I know now!

toss in chinese five spice and stir fry with veg plus bowl of rice?

"Attempts to rouse" in the same sentence as "sperm" must be Freudian?

The head office/factory in Peckham is coming up for auction this week - guideline is ?3m plus. I would have retired years ago if I was Mr Kennedy!

And from yesterday's "Telegraph" an interview with Mr Nesbitt: How much did your home cost to buy and what's it worth now? Can I start talking about the house I owned before? It's just that we did particularly well with it. About ten years ago we bought a four-bedroom semi-detached house for ?250,000 in East Dulwich, not far from where we are now. Then three years ago we sold it for ?500,000, and I thought that was a very good profit. We moved to our current home, an Edwardian detached, and that cost me around ?750,000. We have had some renovation work done to it and goodness knows what it's worth now - I keep reading that property prices are falling so I'm not optimistic. I have also bought a seasonal ownership in a five-bedroom home at Gleneagles because I am mad about golf. It means we are entitled to a certain number of holiday weeks there each year and I think it's a good deal when you think about what you are saving on staying in a hotel.