For a short season we have the glorious Scily Isles and Cornwall. Your suggestion of moving the crossing is brilliant - it is so dangerous to cross there regardless of lorries. Any Councillors reading this?
Gin-wallah - that's what I need. Stovies - great Scottish fare UC, my mum makes a mean one. When I was a teenager I worked in a country pub. The landlady kept a black cauldron on the fire and just added to it daily and boiled it up. It produced the most wonderful soup but probably contravened every health and safety known to man.
Add a strip of copper to the handle, wait for it to weather down into the same shade of fetching green (natural yoghourt will accelerate the process) then wire up to the mains.
Pah. Was going for home-made, ED sourced, chicken pie tonight, but after an afternoon in A&E couldn't be arsed. PS: don't mean I wrung the neck of one of Chav's chooks, just that I bought the chicken locally!
Heavens to Bestsy - fancy using sheets instead of curtains. Obviously, Monica, you are not au fait with the coolest shabby chic French linen sheets as window dressings.
I'm not quite sure how this thread has developed from a moan about bad parking to a personal attack on the owner. I've always found him charming and helpful, and I'm female. I appreciate that may not be your experience but perhaps you need to confront him in person, not slag him off on a public forum. Let's not forget, he generously contributed to the ED Remembrance Wreath.