Peckhamgatecrasher

Captain Cook would be turning in his grave.

Wake me up before you go go - Wham

I rather liked having every Wednesday off due to the train strikes. Wasn't so keen about the uncollected bins. On balance, I think it was beneficial to break the unions' stronghold.

Well done Barnsley - don't you just love the FA Cup?

FYI the March issue of Southwark Life states: "How clean and well-kept an area is can have a big effect on how safe people feel. Southwark's streets are now rated among the cleanest in London, in part thanks to fines for people who drop litter, dump rubbish and abandon cars. Community wardens have issued more than 1,200 fines so far this year, three times as many as the previous year. ... The council has issued more fines for litter, flytipping and graffiti than any other borough, helping tackle the low level crime that makes areas targets for more serious offences." There you go, SeanM - you're a criminal!

Fabulous piece, Steve.

to boogie on a saturday

Can't take the name seriously, but well done Mr Sidebottom

pleasure

Two nil up - fingers, toes crossed

tooth (missed a page, however, surreal is allowed after a glass of wine)

partridge

rheumatism

Devil Gate Drive - Suzi Quattro

A goal in the first minute! Hurrah - we'll rule the world one day. (no doubt will be on later to moan about the usual defeat, but I can dream for a moment).

darling

gage

Now the carnival is over - The Seekers

Perhaps we should do a test run Brendan, to see if it's actually doable.

ire

Monday, Monday - Mammas & Pappas

sour

I think it speci//ises in these: Liberal Pursuits

Brendan, you fool!

Then I unreservedly apologise to you and will start a stealth campaign against local rozzers.