Peckhamgatecrasher

Agree with Bob - you are likely to blow the engine up which is a damn sight more expensive to replace than a can of oil.

y before m = e before r except after x

Groan - my head hurts.

Keef posted yesterday on his cut - you just need to thread hop a little. I think a few ironymeters need resetting.

Alternatively buy a long wheeled base landrover that seats at least 9 - you get away with the congestion charge and I'm sure you could afford the 5 inches per gallon it will consume.

chaff

Put that light out!

PS - Al Fayed is the Landlord.

wells

All felicitations gratefully received today.

This is the site of the new ark - I though everyone knew that. They want to keep the punters out so when it rains down claphamites, they will have room to take their families and all of EDs cats and float away.

You to me are everything - The Real Thing

Petitou is ok if you don't smoke, don't shave, don't crave meat and you have a high tolerance for wingeing weans.

fire

Will you be asking burly Glaswegians about their poles, Michael?

Stupid Cupid - Connie Francis

Worked it out now - first sight mentions: This video has been removed due to terms of use violation. However, picked it up from the other link. I'm afraid MP you have lost your spot as the most empathetic, intuitive member of the EDF - not my cup of tea at all! But thanks for thinking of me and broadening my experience. As my old, dotty English teacher used to say, you have to taste a lot of oranges to know what a good one tastes like. (I went to a weird school).

Confused - where are you directing me to?

Typical ED middle class competition. What's wrong with kneading by hand for 4 hours, proving for three days, taking it to the local bakers to cook, and buttering and slicing the finished article across the breast?

cyclist

Don't eat the daisies - Doris Day

I have a large kennel.

left

Bah humbug, anyone?

You forgot Wilsons the cycle shop!