Peckhamgatecrasher

Caught Jamie at Home last night on the TV and he rustled up some yummy looking pizzas. One super tip was cooking on a piece of granite which gives a crispy base. If you can, see it on catch up TV otherwise here is the web page Jamie Oliver Pizzas

He was feeling his thriftiest

Say a little prayer for me - Aretha Franklin

When will Mary Poppins be flying in?

the nuns juxtaposed with the underpants is hilarious.

revered leader

asterisks

Hippy Pappy Birthday

river

What about going to the one that we think is selling up at the end of the Green? Name escapes me - The Mirash? It may be a last chance to test it.

ED Feather Thwackers - how evocative.

Heard it on the grapevine - Marvin Gaye

germs

yes indeed, fags on tick in the newsagents - always important to cultivate a relationship.

Do you know how many calories there are in tea??!!

Stop, in the name of love - Diana Ross & The Supremes

" this ole classic" is from The Man himself: do unto others as you would be done by!

Senapods in her coffee.

Dear Libra Carr You have missed out the laundrette and the greasy spoon & the craft shop and the wonderful barbers; and JSD and the newsagents who are always a lovely source of tick if one needs cigarettes but has not money! The chinese is ok for what it is; always had a fun time in The Green but as much to do with the company as the food; pottery shop to be commended for corkage - a good evening, getting pissed, pretending to be creative is always fun. The Codfather has diversified too much and the chips are now shite. Raisin was always overpriced. yours PGC

Another scam has happened to another of my gullible friends. She was woken at 5 am by a black woman, about 50, wearing a hat, who informed my friend that her father had died in a north London hospital and she required ?38.50 to get her and her brothers to the hospital by taxi. She proffered an out of date passport as proof of her good intention. My friend fortunately told her to try the police station - only after she had woken up a bit.

Would you like to swing on a star - Bing Crosby

I had a similar late night experience in the wee shop in East Dulwich Grove near Tesco Express. When I pointed out that they had no sign to that effect and it was illegal and I would report them to Trading Standards, they dropped the premium. No idea if it's legal or not, but my blustering seemed to work.

Lifts as usual. See you tonight.

Unable to make tonight, will be there for the next hopefully. Have a good time.

Reminds me of a Max Bygrave joke: We grew up in Bermondsey. My father found it very difficult to get work locally. He was a shepherd."